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Sherri Shepherd

If the next 24 hours determined where you'd spend eternity...what would you do?

About Me

Hi. My name is Sherri.And YES... This IS the real SHERRI SHEPHERD...ya' know... the funny girl in "Beauty Shop"; "The Jamie Foxx Show"; "BET's Comic View"; Sgt. Judy in "Everybody Loves Raymond"; Miranda in "Suddenly Susan"; Ramona on "Less Than Perfect"... yuck, I'm making myself sick with all the name dropping!Okay, I may not be Dane Cook with over a million MySpace Friends, but with over 100 pages of messages, I'm getting up there :O)I know you'd like me to personally answer each message, but with a 20 month old and laundry constantly screaming my name, I'm finding it near impossible to answer everyone. I apologize profusely, but trying to type and breastfeed just ain't cuttin' it.So anyway, I'm mother to a 20 month old boy. I'm not going to brag about how cute he is...blah blah blah... I just let others judge for themselves (but believe you me - if you don't say my baby is cute- the repressed ghetto in me will come out!)Okay maybe all this should have been blogged, but I'm a newbie, have patience with me.

My Interests

Karaoke, a good game of Taboo, tennis and I LOVE LOVE to salsa

I'd like to meet:

Oprah Winfrey, Jesus (and not necessarily in that order-forgive me Lord!)

Music:

R&B, Gospel,

Movies:

The Notebook! Lackawanna Blues; Sideways (I never laughed as hard as I did watching "Sideways")

Television:

The Office, The Extras (BBC Version), Any Forensic File or Court Case where the Husband Murders The Wife & Gets Caught! "So You Think You Can Dance"

Books:

Driven By Eternity - John Bevere

Heroes:

Jesus, because he took sooo much crap and turned the other cheek.My Dad, who stayed in a unhappy marriage far too long, only so that I could have the stability of a positive male in my life.My sister, Lisa, who has 5 (count 'em - 5) kids and keeps on truckin'My sister, Lori, who only has 1 child, with a husband stationed overseas in the military. She's stressed as heck, but keeps doing what she's gotta do.

My Blog

My Love... My Heart... My Tears are for Andy

As I watch the audience laugh at my friend, Andy Dick, being forcibly removed from the Jimmy Kimmel Show, I sit in my chair shedding tears.  Many people know Andy for his crazy antics.  They...
Posted by Sherri Shepherd on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 05:26:00 PST

Finally a Comedy DVD!!!

Everyone has always been asking "Sherri do you have a comedy DVD?"  The answer has always been No; until my best friend, Bone, made me film one! So here it is... the No Refund No Exchange Comedy ...
Posted by Sherri Shepherd on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 11:35:00 PST

I Apologize: This is Only for the Mommies

So I'm out here in Aiken, South Carolina, 'til the beginning of December, filming a movie with Big Boi from the musical group OutKast, Faison Love, Finesse Mitchell (SNL) and Andy Milonakis (MTV's The...
Posted by Sherri Shepherd on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 02:57:00 PST

Mario...Can You Samba with Me - Part II

Sorry I had to cut the story short... mommy had to attend to baby duties Anyway, Mario looked like a stallion that couldn't wait to get out the gate.  He turned and locked eyes with me...  ...
Posted by Sherri Shepherd on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 10:35:00 PST

Mario Lopez... Can You Samba With Me!

  In my 11p.m. dreams, I've always fantasized about being Beyonce (complete with blond hair & a Jay-Z hanging off my arm), a singing Mariah (with the oh-so-short mini skirts and breathy ...
Posted by Sherri Shepherd on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 03:12:00 PST

YOU ARE NOT THE BABY'S DADDY! "I told you ho"

So Jeffrey's laying here on the couch sleeping, and I'm sitting here with the nanny (and before you guys get the idea that I'm living the 'high life':   Jeffrey was born 3 1/2 mos ...
Posted by Sherri Shepherd on Tue, 16 May 2006 12:26:00 PST

To Be Simply Blessed You Must Acknowledge Thyself - Chain Emails Part II

So after posting a LENGTHY blog about how I hate chain mails, I get a message from Simply Blessed... my red flag should've gone up when I saw in the subject line:  FW FW FW FW FW FW FW FW(it actu...
Posted by Sherri Shepherd on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 10:58:00 PST

Love Don't Live Here Anymore... Louis & I Have Split Up

I'm not a designer bag freak by nature.  I am perfectly content to buy my "knock off" bags downtown.  It's only recently that I've begun to delve into the world of the real "deal" designers....
Posted by Sherri Shepherd on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 11:54:00 PST

Big Girls or Bust! The Tales of a Black Anorexic

I have never been a tiny woman... quite the contrary, pretty much all my life, I've been a big girl.  I came out of my mama's womb with fat thighs, a fat tummy, more chins than I can count a...
Posted by Sherri Shepherd on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 09:52:00 PST

CHAIN MAILS...I'M AT THE END OF MY ROPE

Chain emails.  I'm not going to mince words... if there's anything that will make me lose any type of good humour... love... whatever great feeling I have, it's CHAIN EMAILS.  You know the ...
Posted by Sherri Shepherd on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 10:18:00 PST