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RETHA JONES

I'm still on a spiritual...crawl!

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Welcome to Retha World!

Ex-model, turned actress, now stand up comedian. Retha has appeared on BET's COMIC VIEW, Comedy Central's PREMIUM BLEND, HBO's DEF COMEDY JAM, and NBC's Last Comic Standing where she reached the semi finals.
Retha was done well in some major comedy competitions as well. Placing 1st runner up in the BAY AREA BLACK COMEDY COMPETITION, and the WINNER of both the 2007 California Funniest Female Comeptition, and the California Comedy Festival.
If you would like to hire Retha for a gig, book for an interview, or any other professional opportunity, you are welcome to contact her here, and on her personal email address. For larger projects, please contact my manager Jason Solomon at [email protected] . Also, please visit my website at www.rethajones.com for more info.

Now let's be friends in a healthy, professional, and spiritual way!

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Posted by RETHA JONES on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 09:56:00 PST

I finally heard, listened, and obeyed God!

I inadvertently entered another contest, the CALIFORNIA COMEDY FESTIVAL.  My first round was in the All Females category.  I didn't realize that you have to bring people because the audience...
Posted by RETHA JONES on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 02:32:00 PST

RETHA NEEDS YOU IN LONG BEACH!

I know it's like pulling teeth to get an audience to come out to support a comic through Myspace, but I have to try. In order for me to do well in this competition, I really do need to have in audien...
Posted by RETHA JONES on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 05:25:00 PST

I NEED A KICKASS WRITER, OR A KICKASS JOB!

I think I did something really stupid.  I'm just praying that it doesn't come back to bite me in the butt later. I live in the home where I was raised.  Since my parents passing away, I now ...
Posted by RETHA JONES on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 12:30:00 PST

The 9 in LONG BEACH!

Many of you might know about the 9 kids that were on trial for beating up the white girls in Long Beach.  Their defense was that it wasn't them, but the white girls looked at them right in their ...
Posted by RETHA JONES on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 05:25:00 PST

My Cat is Gone! :((

My cat is gone!  :((( Lenny is gone.  He went outside with his brother and disappeared.  Lenny is very much the indoor cat.  That's why I didn't put a collar on him.  I fear ...
Posted by RETHA JONES on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 06:52:00 PST

Michael Richards is a TRUE RACIST!

Michael Richards is a TRUE RACIST!   A TRUE RACIST calls us Nigger's under his breath and in his home. A TRUE RACIST has joyous thoughts of blacks in the 50's "hanging upside down with a fork up ...
Posted by RETHA JONES on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 04:43:00 PST

FORGIVENESS

My sunday school at teacher West Angeles Church gave this out.  I thought it was worth the read.  (click to download a printable copy) FORGIVENESS Forgiveness isn't condoning the ...
Posted by RETHA JONES on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 08:28:00 PST

NO MORE CHITLIN' CIRCUIT!!!

I just finished doing a 4-show run in Chicago at Jokes and Notes.  There were two 8:00pm shows, and two 10:30pm shows.  The 8:00pm shows were awsome! We had a ball and they walked away very ...
Posted by RETHA JONES on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 05:20:00 PST

I Have Found Jesus....again!

For the past 10 years I have prayed to God that I find a church home that I  like so much, that I am excited about getting up in the morning and going to church.  Well as of August 6th, my p...
Posted by RETHA JONES on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 04:18:00 PST