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About Me

Greetings and Salutations!Isn't this the most cool ever? Who knew there were sites in cyberspace where people kept their clothes on! Man, I dig it.About me. I am a writer who is technically challenged. I love gadgets but have no clue how to use any of them. I think My Space is such a cool idea and love that my friends are growing and growing and growing.I'm from Texas. Big "D" , Dallas. No matter what I do, I cant get rid of the accent. I moved to L. A. to be a writer. After a bunch of hard knocks I made it. Funny though it was with a book of all things. Not a screenplay, or a movie of the week or a sitcom, but a for real novel. Late last year I got a book deal with Urban Books. I have three novels coming out within the next year. The first one is called, Ain't Nothing Down About It. The second is loosely titled ( it might change) The Next Mrs. Johnson and the last one is called, Talk That Talk. It is very exciting. If all goes well, as I know it will, we are talking distribution with Borders, Barnes and Nobel, Amazon.com, Black Expressions and Walmart! Yep, pretty darn exciting.For the last 5 years I have been a celebrity personal assistant. Oh the stories I could tell...but wont because that's how you get another job. Be discreet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I like to eat, cook, travel and spend time with good friends watching movies and having picnics. I hope to open a bed and breakfast that caters to a Hollywood crowd within the next five years.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Great people who aren't too crazy. We all have baggage but I am so tired of people with sets of luggage. I just want to chat and fill in the down time with great conversation and interesting tidbits.Would love to meet Oprah, Kid Rock, and Bono.

My Blog

my president

I have been crying like a baby. happy tears. sad tears. tears of joy and tears of fear. My president is was and will always be the smartest man in the room. THE FACT THAT HE WAS SO MUCH MORE obviously...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Nov 2008 05:22:00 GMT

Challenge

I bet Carl Weber that I could sell 100,000 books. He laughed and said, if I sold 100,000 books he'd give me 100,000 dollars. Now we know that aint gonna happen. So this is what we came up with.&...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 11:13:00 GMT

Virginia Tech

I am so sad I dont know what to say. Why oh Lord, Why? What makes someone do something so horrible and cruel? Forget all that he was a sad boy with no friends bullshit. F...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 22:52:00 GMT

It's Not All About Me

2006 was a very good year for a girl named Paulara. My first book, Aint Nothin Down About It, was released in August. I took a wonderful vacation to the most beautiful places on earth: Bel...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 00:03:00 GMT

Support or Support?

A friend told me that although she supports me, she cant support my book because it is filled with premartial sex and idolizes a life style she just cant support. I responded with: It's ju...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 08:17:00 GMT

Invitation to all over 21

Available now in bookstores everywhere AinÃ?t NothinÃ? Down About It David and Val shared a life that was enviable with money, fame, parties, sex and good times. It is only with ...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 07:08:00 GMT

More Book Info*****

Hello All, Thanks bunches for the online orders! I just want to clarify a couple of things. Aint Nothin Down About It will be released nationwide August 28, 2006. Talk Tha...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 21:10:00 GMT

Calling all my sorors

Calling all my sorors where ever you my be. Calling all my sorors skee-wee-skee-wee-skee-wee!!!! Ladies the goal is to get on the Oprah book club! Please order and tell a...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 19:16:00 GMT

Talk That Talk*Book Excerpt

Talk That Talk Hello? The call came at 2:00 a.m. Nothing good ever comes from a call that comes at 2:00 oclock in the morning. Not even a booty call. A 2:00 a.m. booty call isnt eve...
Posted by on Tue, 30 May 2006 20:34:00 GMT

Me and Comedy. I'l get on stage when I feel like it

I saw someone I hadnt seen in a while and we started chitchatting. It seemed innocent enough because I thought they were really interested in how I was and what I was doing. But when they ...
Posted by on Mon, 29 May 2006 23:44:00 GMT