Jo Mani

I'd like to meet:

The person who is responsible for the satanic ritual of sending CHAIN LETTERS.. I want to pop them on the nose until their eyes water along with 15 of their friends with in the next 10 minutes and hope THEY have bad luck for the next 10 years. Oh and that fool that cut me off and then slowed down in front of me on the 405', Hope that grandma chips her dentures...GRRRRR!!I'd like to meet: Some very Interesting, super Intelligent, and very sophisticated people who like to enjoy Cock Roach races.

I'D LIKE TO MEET: Those who have a passion and love for FILM! Simply here to network, meet and vibe with cool creative people, help who I can and possibly pick up a friend or two. I welcome you on my journey!

YES, I am an active contributor and supporter for both of these organizations. SAVE DARFUR and ONE, they are very special to me. Please add them and spread the word. Together we can make a difference. Just posting a cool pic doesn't do it, sign up, donate, write letters to your senators. YOU really can make a difference.. a change is-a-comin!

"The road to success is not straight. There is a curve called Failure, a loop called Confusion, speed bumps called Friends, red lights called Enemies, caution lights called Family. You will have flats called Jobs. But, if you have a spare called Determination, an engine called Perseverance, insurance called Faith, a driver called Jesus, you will make it to a place called Success"

Music:

I used to spend hours and hours in my parents basement as a kid bound and gagged..LOL.. Kidding.. I used to always put on concerts for my friends. I would probably shock you at the kind of music I know and Love. I listen to EVERYTHING.. from Rap(old school) to Rock(classic rock) to Classical. I can stand in an elevator and know and sing every song that comes on. I also love live Jazz, and the occassional "Best of Pigme tribe wedding classics". I even like a little country..well some country... but don't ask me to line dance...ok, ok I did once when I was really drunk long, long time ago. Being adopted, I was raised on Hee-Haw and Soul Train. I like to drive to R&B as Rap gets me excited and makes me have road rage, I am told people tend to frown on Road rage, could be a rumour, you know Hollywood, but I love it...Rap not the road rage.................Check out Jo Mani

Movies:

I love comedies, mysteries, thrillers, suspense,Indi films, action, and anything with freaky-deaky- Sexy love in it! So basically I love Fatal Attraction and White Chicks! LOL. HUGE Sports nut too. ....I grew up in a house hold of mens' (my father and two brothers) so If I wanted to watch TV it was either 60Minutes, Sports, HBO's Inside the NFL , Barney Miller or MASH. So I had to learn to love all of it! And damn right I do, right down to my BBQ Superbowl parties and PPV sporting events!!

Television:

I only get time to watch TV late at night in bed so I like to watch anything and everything. I'm one of the damn channel hoppers!! I love anything funny, or anything that boggles my brain. However I'm a Closet Realty show voyuer, I.E LCS, AI, Project Runway, (yes I'm a freak). I am a ESPN,CNN/ FOX News nut, gotta know what Bridges NOT to cross these days! I'm a science fiction nerd, and a Treki too. I love watching the old school Star Trek on Sundays. Love Comedy Central, Never miss Entourage, The Wire, Weeds, Sopranos, IFC( I LOVE IT), Sundance, G4. I would LOVE to be on Reno 911, I love TV Land, so I can watch all my 70's & 80's TV classics like Archie Bunker, Fred, Goodtimes, Jeffersons, Benson, just to name a few. I am a Planet Earth, and Shark week geek! I also love the Discovery Channel, as I often like to Discover new things. I could do Open heart surgery if I wanted to, so don't hesitate to ask. What? you don't look good, are you ok, here lay down on my shiny silver table.

Books:

"A Hand to Guide Me" by Denzel Washington, very powerful and moving book, I highly recommend it! Any Deep Pac Chopra book will do. You should allow him to enlighten you. OH, I Love the "Night Prey, Night Crew" novels. Hense the sex, mystery, suspense, the sex, the humor. HEY, I am single, in my 30's and in my Prime, what do you expect..don't judge! (smile)

Heroes:

God, my mother and father, and my beautiful, nutty family, who continue to inspire me!That guy in INDIA that can pull a truck with his penis is my hero too..hows it hangin bud!!______________________________________________~I have been asked: Who would be sitting at your dream dinner table?

That's easy, Ghandi, Martin Luther King, Tracey Ullman, Denzel, Mother Theresa, and Oprah. I want to have drunkin' karaoke with all of them. Then have a food fight! Maybe do some ultimate cage fighting with Mother Theresa. And mud wrestle Tracey Ullman. I'd like to play old school "Quarters" with Ghandi and MLK, and lady O'. Denzel, ...now all I want is for him is to tuck me in at night and just read to me.. read anything, a recipe book, my old report card, a prescription bottle, my speeding ticket, the phone book. I don't care, As long as he is speaking.