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LAC/DC

Keeping the dogs away. Keeping the dogs at bay

About Me

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polkaostrich I've been listening to a lot of metal recently... I like to eat. And smoke. And drink. I will moon/flash you if I get the chance. Or during a tender moment. I support ostrich rights and freedoms. I understand the importance of moisturizing. My family is a bunch of moonshiners, spies, bondage club goers, smugglers, crooked and straight politicians, crazies, gun enthusiasts, gamblers, mad poets, occultists, anarchists and sailors. I fit right in. I am Croatian, Slovenian and Macedonian and German. And I hear a touch Scottish.
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My Interests

fake mustaches, art, books, spying, dead people, Mos Def, ostriches, polkaing, casteneting, hula hooping, riding my bike, thinking, dressing up in costumes, playing the concertina, camping, learning, Electronic Voice Phenomenon, dancing, time travel, Russian men, speaking other languages, scandal, DOGS

I'd like to meet:

People who have no trouble spelling the word PIZZA. Mindreaders, benefactors, someone with a dumbwaiter, ballroom, a fainting couch and saloon doors I can repeatedly swing through. Someone with Guns and Roses Use Your Illusion I and II. Someone to throw water balloons with, light fireworks indoors and scream with. Someone who wants to find trains and watch them. Someone who will tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. Oh yeah and someone who will show me hidden gems in this new to me Twin Cities THOR

Music:

Minutemen,Bobby Dylan,Motorhead, Watt, violins, gypsy music, all things Brazilian, accordian music, outgoing answering machine messages, Dirty 3, any motown, good music when you're on hold, opera (for when it's raining), Prince, Low, Missy, old blues & country,Mingus, 2 Live Jew, novelty music, Manu Chao, Little Richard, Mississippi John Hurt, The Pixies, Morphine, Patsy, Hank WIlliams, the Carter Family, Willie Nelson, calypso,Woody, Son House, Brenda Lee, AC/DC,Diamond Mines, Eli Paperboy Reed, The Teddy Bear Orchestra, Bel Biv Devoe now you know. THOR

Movies:

Anything with boobs in it. Home dance videos. And Adventures in Babysitting. AnTHORology North by Northwest Almost anything by Hitchcock really. R. Kelly's Trapped in the Closet. Seriously.

Television:

don't have a TV but if I did- but Fishmasters, da Ali G show, Telemundo, Curb your Enthusiasm, any PBS reality tv series, Ira Glass' This American Life TV show even though I haven't seen it yet- I bet it's good and My So-Called Life

Books:

truth, Supreme Court cases, anything by Diane di Prima, conspiracy theories, the Book of Lists, art books, any reference book, bibliographies, cookbooks, dictionaries, catalog descriptions, diaries, lists, atlases, Mr. Howard Zinn, International Male catalogues, Whole Earth catalogues, William S. interviews and essays, Susan Sontag!, Daybreak newspaper, Sassy magazine, sometimes snotty art theory books. I know. It's terrible.

Heroes:

THOR, Isabella Stewart Gardner, Julia Margaret Cameron, Jane Jacobs, Little Edie AND Big Edie, Charles Fort, Vera

My Blog

New Orleans

   I am going for Halloweenie.    Do you have any suggestions of what is fun that is not touristy? I want to eat food and delve into some kinky voodoo shit. Seriously.Oh, and I cut...
Posted by LAC/DC on Thu, 18 Sep 2008 12:36:00 PST

No Child Left Behind

Check out this logo. I imagine it to be the children that might have been left behind if it weren't for this amazing program's scratching fingernails on the American flag, holding on for dear life for...
Posted by LAC/DC on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 11:14:00 PST

Lookin good.

I must say...I am looking good. Check it out.Vita.mn
Posted by LAC/DC on Mon, 05 May 2008 11:19:00 PST

Its so true.


Posted by LAC/DC on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 09:05:00 PST

I miss the ocean

That's it.  That's all I've got to say.  Lake Superior doesn't cut it. No baby seals, no salty smell and the beach is not the same....
Posted by LAC/DC on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 01:29:00 PST

Argghgghhg

I'm getting sick of irony. It's not so fun anymore.
Posted by LAC/DC on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 08:36:00 PST

Those crazy NY Jews

So big news on the Jew front here in NYC.  First, twice yesterday I saw an RV driving around town in two different places blaring Klezmer music called the Mitzvah Mobile or something. It said it ...
Posted by LAC/DC on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 09:12:00 PST

An important message about rusty razorblades

Watch out when you go to open a refrigerator from the 60's. You know the kind w/ the icebox? Well it takes a lot of force to open them sometimes and someone could have left an open box of a variety ...
Posted by LAC/DC on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 05:56:00 PST

PLEASE HELP!

Someone stole the keeshka. They stole it from the rack. It was round, firm and fully packed. It was hanging on the rack. Someone stole it when I turned my back. Take my fine kielbasas but please ...
Posted by LAC/DC on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Internship available

I just got word that the prostitution den upstairs from my sometimes-work are looking for an intern.  Responsibilities include:  Scheduling appointments (in/out calls), taking numbers at the door, spr...
Posted by LAC/DC on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST