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Tom I've got bees in my pants!

Age:
31 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Austin, TEXAS
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
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rach

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
manchester,
Country:
United Kingdom
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
jeanrobin

M. De St G.

Age:
21 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Versailles, DOM
Country:
France
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
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strwrsmike

Mike Van Hizzle fo nizzle my crizzle

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
LANSING, Michigan
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender

God Hates Myspace. time is contagious; everybody's gettin' old

Age:
21 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
St. Louis, Missouri
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
Body:
Body builder
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bis

elizabeth

Age:
20 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Long Beach, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Rafe

Jesse Rafe Sucks to your Ass-Mar!!!

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
New York, NEW YORK
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Other
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
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vanoumv

vanou Lights and absurdity.

Age:
30 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Lille, Nord-Pas-de-Calais
Country:
France
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
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Friends
dartn8r

Dave Dart

Age:
42 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
AUSTIN, Texas
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Other
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
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josephinebaker

josephine I'm like a box, I have sides...

Age:
102 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Nor-Cal, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
thepascualperez

jay Reporter: What do you think is happening to the team? Richardson: The ship be sinking. Reporter: How

Age:
33 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
New York, New York
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
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emilymerl

emiri

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Osaka, ???
Country:
Japan
Status:
Swinger
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Body builder

Jeremy I've changed my mind so much, I can't even trust it. My mind changed me so much, I can't even trust

Age:
30 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
SAN FRANCISCO, California
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
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anonymarc We are but rudderless ships beneath the nighttime sky...

Age:
21 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
earth, New York
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight

tam is tamtastic get back to work.

Age:
30 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
los angeles, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
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He'd make a good president, but is he white enough?

Age:
47 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
ROLLING MEADOWS, Illinois
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
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eddino

Dino Friggin' In The Riggin'

Age:
57 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
The Elysian Fields, Westside
Country:
Singapore
Status:
In a Relationship
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xrallyox

Jared LB

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
LANSING, Michigan
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
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dawnweber

Dawner Tomorrow you're homeless. Tonight it's a blast!

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Lansing, Michigan
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
sammarx

Sam

Age:
30 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
AUSTIN, TEXAS
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
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rzombie

Hyperbole.

Age:
18 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Maine, Minnesota
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Some extra baggage
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Karla Taking it one step at a time

Age:
26 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Manila,
Country:
Philippines
Ethnicity:
Asian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Some extra baggage

Age:
35 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Frozen Wastes, Minnesota
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Other
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
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Corey

Age:
28 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Harlem, NEW YORK
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
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mrwoo Your structure very much to interest me.

Age:
28 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Edinburgh,
Country:
United Kingdom
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender

illanja di doctah

Age:
30 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Dublin, Dublin
Country:
Ireland
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
md_hunnyb

i LOVE mr. jones this gurly is bunned up so shes only down wit bein FRIENDZ, ya dig....but i'm flattered really, lol

Age:
20 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Waldorf (and and country salisbury for school), Maryland
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Black / African descent
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
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Mr. Hyperbole Dee-Lighted!

Age:
17 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
N/A,
Country:
Western Sahara
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
stacybru

stacy

Age:
37 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Dupont Circle, Washington DC
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
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a fowler! All right, hot shot. Let's see you play the introduction to Hairy Cherry

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
San Francisco (Awesometown), California
Country:
United States
Status:
Swinger
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
More to love!
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Sven Paul ...because i choose to...

Age:
102 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
manila, manila
Country:
Philippines
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
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lilponcho

Lil' Poncho We magnets to moolah

Age:
27 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
London,
Country:
United Kingdom
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
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genifer_o

genifer

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Brooklyn, New York
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Some extra baggage
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twhitney

Teej Like Father Like Son.

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
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Miss Murphy Wearing black eyes and baking apple pies.

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
CINCINNATI, OHIO
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
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sus

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
i can't believe i moved to madison, WISCONSIN
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
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haderster i'm a real piece of work.

Age:
28 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
DENVER, COLORADO
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Other
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
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sugarrevolt

Chance and Gnome

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
LOS ANGELES, California
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
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christopher

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Lansing, MICHIGAN
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
christinamarielindenberg

stina yes we can and yes we did

Age:
28 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
chicago is for lovers, Illinois
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight

Lilith I want to sleep in a city that never wakes up, and revel in nostalgia...

Age:
21 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
HOUSTON / NEW ORLEANS, Louisiana
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Divorced
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
clarissaolivia

The Color of Her Panties Do not handle near an open flame

Age:
21 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Madison, Wisconsin
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Bisexual
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Serious Relationships, Friends

gilbot

Age:
30 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Asheville, NORTH CAROLINA
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
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hamsa613

Hamsa 613 Conscious Contact With A Higher Power

Age:
59 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Some extra baggage
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Dallas Live Your Life on Purpose

Age:
31 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Los Angeles, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Status:
Married
Body:
Body builder
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queengluttony

COURTNEY scizurrrhands;

Age:
99 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Ontario
Country:
Canada
Status:
Single
tenik

Teni Why are there so many songs about rainbows and what's on the other side?

Age:
30 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
LOS ANGELES, California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Middle Eastern
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
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Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
ALBERT LEA, Minnesota
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single

suki fuck.

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
wrrn, Pennsylvania
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Other
Status:
Single
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Age:
36 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Québec
Country:
Canada
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
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