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Jesse Rafe

Sucks to your Ass-Mar!!!

About Me

Aside from that one morning I woke up as a giant cockroach, my life is pretty chill. I read; I drink; I run; I write; I work; I watch movies; and I quit smoking almost as compulsively as I smoke.I have OCD and ADD. The latter never lets me get anything finished, and the former never lets me leave things unfinished. Together they make me pretty busy.I'm a neurotic, nervous, Jewish writer in New York, but I don't like Woody Allen.

My Interests

Drinking like a fish; Smoking like a chimney; Personification and Hyperbole.

I'd like to meet:

A super-intelligent shade of the color blue.

Music:

Almost exclusively 50's Blues, 70's Rock and 90's Hip-Hop: 2Pac, Aesop Rock, Beatles, Beck, Big Punisher, Blackstar, Bob Dylan, Cannibal Ox, Company Flow, The Doors, El-P, Everlast, Gangstarr, Gorillaz, Guru, James Taylor, Jedi Mind Tricks, Jimi Hendrix, Johnny Cash, Jurassic Five, Last Emperor, MF Doom, Mos Def, Mr. Lif, Nas, Neil Young, Pink Floyd, Prince Paul, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rjd2, Roots, Steve Miller, Talib Kweli, Traffic, Tribe Called Quest, U-God, Weezer, Wu-Tang, Wyclef Jean (1967-1969 counts as the 70s just as much as every year since 1988 counts as the 90's)

Movies:

5 Obstructions, Adaptation, Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure, Billy Madison, Braveheart, Bubba Ho-Tep, Cidade de Deus, Die Hard With a Vengeance, Ghost Dog, Gone Fishin', Goonies, Last of the Mohicans, Manchurian Candidate, Princess Bride, Pulp Fiction, Rashomon, Reservoir Dogs, Seven, Seven Samurai, So I Married an Axe Murderer, The Wanderers

Television:

TBS, Food Network

Books:

most of them

Heroes:

Napoleon; John Meyerson; Mr. T; Ryan Howard

My Blog

Life is good...

For three days I've stayed up past 5am, eating peanut butter and/or drinking beers while watching shitty action movies all night. I've only left the house twice in three days - once 31 hours ago (bec...
Posted by Jesse Rafe on Fri, 19 May 2006 02:36:00 PST

Grad School?

that's an affirmative. I am at least going to grad school to get at least an MA in Linguistics at the CUNY Graduate Center in NYC. I have a few kinks to work out, and until April 15th to notify them....
Posted by Jesse Rafe on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 05:58:00 PST

The emerging virgin version - Pop goes the weasel cuz the blog cherry goes POP

Umm, I'm stoned and bored so the subject is longer than this post. My Pop-Pop's funeral is tomorrow.
Posted by Jesse Rafe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST