Unironicly wearing ironic t-shirts, playing soccer, drinking Cacique, drinking any other rum, rolling blunts, philly sports teams, using "irony" when i, like everyone else, don't really know how to use it, hablando en spanish, asking cops where the rest of the Villiage People are, panhandling in subways while wearing Armani suits, panhandling in subways while wearing absolutely nothing, playing various forms of poker, ass-raping homophobes, and, of course, hanging out with crazy people. they're just so much fun.
Whomever writes for this site: http://roughingthereader.blogspot.com He's brilliant
Some steady favorites are Sublime, 3eb, the Doors, the Roots, Dire Straits, Alkaline Trio, P-Funk, and of course, Pat Benatar. I could probably go on for about 70 more lines, but i've noticed that when people list what seems like every fucking band they've ever listened to, I dont read the lists, thus defeating the point of getting strangers to think I have good taste in music, which i do.
Rocky, American Beauty, Super Troopers, True Romance... pretty much anything depressing or funny is great as far as I'm concerned... I recently saw Little Miss Sunshine... it was awesome.
The Simpsons, Chapelle Show, Six Feet Under
The Godfather (seriously, it's better than the movies), Shogun, anything by T.R. Pearson, Calvin and Hobbes
John Stockton. Darren Daulton. Ken, the Bartender at Nevada Smith's. Soccer. And any and all of the Dutch Masters - except for that cognac one, he's fucking disgusting.