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Paul Lessard

the one and only, and fuck jersey

About Me


not like anyone or anything you know.

http://www.thejointprocess.com

My Interests

pissing people off.
global domination.
self-pity.
self-admiration.
sex.
narcotics.
punk rock.
chinese food.
writing.
things that make music.
computers.
video games.
palindromes.
cookies.
cuddling.

I'd like to meet:


exciting and unusual people and kill them.

Music:

tears for fears.
minor threat.
boysetsfire.
blood for blood.
stereo mc's.
sick of it all.
the germs.
t.s.o.l.
sublime.
the sex pistols.
rush.
depeche mode.
loverboy.
wu-tang.
tom jones.

Movies:

reservoir dogs.
blade runner.
full metal jacket.
goodfellas.
apocalypse now.
the fifth element.
caddyshack.
2001: a space odyssey.
army of darkness.
taxi driver.
texas chainsaw massacre.
heat.
fight club.
return of the living dead.
gattaca.
anything chinese and subtitled.

Television:

futurama.
family guy.
rome.
malcom in the middle.
the critic.
star trek: the next generation.

Books:

hyperspace.
the elegant universe.
euclid's window.
paradise lost.
c++ for dummies.
and the 1st and 2nd pressings of knick knack paddy whack, because i'm on the cover.

Heroes:

bob ross.

My Blog

can't even begin to tell you...

like seriously.
Posted by Paul Lessard" on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 12:44:00 PST

armageddon

like, i just woke up and considering my room is like empty due to a half finished paint job i decided to set my computer up in the living room.so i get that all up and running and turn the tv on to ma...
Posted by Paul Lessard" on Wed, 30 May 2007 06:44:00 PST

Get well soon, Heather!

she got mafundsarelow disease.    i'm on the phone with her right now and as i'd like to indulge further more into this horrible tragedy i'd first like to finish this conversation with her...
Posted by Paul Lessard" on Wed, 30 May 2007 04:00:00 PST

my pink skin

i don't kow whats up but the other day at reese turned my skin red and the cyclone owns. 1st time 3 times fuckin ruled. also i cried like a big baby but... but... and was drunk mad long... anyhoo...
Posted by Paul Lessard" on Mon, 28 May 2007 03:03:00 PST

didja read the bulletin?!

cause i SAID i just farted and it sounded like firecrackers!for reals for reals!then i said it didn't smell like firecrackers...cause it didn't...
Posted by Paul Lessard" on Tue, 22 May 2007 11:54:00 PST

drunk @ 4:03am

and thinking about more than you.   ifucking guarantee.   i do think a lot. i've been told too much but i guess in the end i really don't think it's a bad thing.   i just love how musi...
Posted by Paul Lessard" on Tue, 22 May 2007 01:14:00 PST

"if you don't like it, move out" (in voice of gremlin)

seriously, i live with a fat gremlin.wtf.
Posted by Paul Lessard" on Tue, 22 May 2007 09:27:00 PST

pop'ems

i make an impact. that's hot.i'm mad bored and don't feel like writing anything special.last night was nice but sleepy.and i NEED a laptop like asap.i'm gonna be busy.ugh.also pop'ems are crap. puke....
Posted by Paul Lessard" on Mon, 21 May 2007 03:27:00 PST

i smell...

...like pussy. seriously.haven't been home in a fuckin' week and jury duty is gay.julie turned out to be exactly what was expected and well it would seem as though in the end life has a funny way of b...
Posted by Paul Lessard" on Sat, 19 May 2007 01:44:00 PST

fuck mountains

also, hehaw: the next generationok
Posted by Paul Lessard" on Fri, 11 May 2007 01:28:00 PST