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I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

Poke around, I'm sure you can get a pretty good idea of who I am from what I write. That is if you can separate the truth from the hyperbole and hypocrisy, I do believe you can find all three around here.

I edited my profile with a Satanic ritual involving the blood of twelve nuns, an alter boy's shame, fourteen bananas, thirty six rubberbands, and the truffle shuffle !

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Living: Neil Gaiman, George Martin, Lois Bujold, John Stewart, Stephen Hawking (but only if we could telepathically communicate)Dead: Ghengis Khan, Benjiman Franklin, Ewart Oakeshott, Adolf Hitler, Abraham Lincoln, Jesus, Winston Churchill, Saladin, Jacques DeMolay, Charlemagne, Manfred von Richthofen, Alexander, Leonidas, Homer, and Leif Ericson.Unknown: Elvis

My Blog

Le Wrath di Khan

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Posted by on Tue, 07 Apr 2009 15:45:00 GMT

Triumph!

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
Posted by on Tue, 07 Apr 2009 15:18:00 GMT

Public Service Announcement

Please, please for the love of God or all that you deem Holy, don't call your in/significant other while at work and subject coworkers to your half of the inane blather that is your "conversation" wit...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Apr 2009 12:39:00 GMT

Should Idiocy Be Punishable?

You bet your sweet ass it should. Andy posted the following link and I read it with unfortunately, complete and utter belief.Stupid Bitch Starves Son To Death Because She Is Stupid Bitch (AP)So the qu...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Mar 2009 13:13:00 GMT

Finally a good explanation of our economic policies

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Posted by on Fri, 27 Mar 2009 15:30:00 GMT

Nerd romance

isn't very effective...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Mar 2009 14:29:00 GMT

Whoa...

Recipe for Trippy Dreams.1. Marathon 4 seasons of the new Dr. Who over a few days.3. Run out of good booze and discover that the only thing left in the liquor cabinet is vermouth, which actually has a...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Mar 2009 12:00:00 GMT

Brain Droppings of Boredom

1. If your doctor told you TODAY that you were pregnant, what would you say?I'd do the happy dance, and here I thought I was going to have to diet. Abortions are like liposuctions that you can get cov...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Mar 2009 14:59:00 GMT

Time

There comes a time, when the jewels cease to sparkle, when the gold loses its luster, when the throne room becomes a prison, and all that is left is a man's love for domino's chicken kickers with ranc...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Mar 2009 22:13:00 GMT

Cockbreaking Whorebags

Apparently if your car sits in the same spot downtown now for 4 days in a row they not only ticket you 25 dollars each day, but decide to tow on the fourth as a special fuck you. Because obviously the...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Mar 2009 15:49:00 GMT