COURTNEY scizurrrhands;

About Me

alliteration is the key to my heart.
i am a walking hyperbole.
i curse like it's poetry.
dry sarcasm is my voluntary expression.

i probably alienate you, but that breaks my heart.
i take dedication & time but i promise i'm worth it.

skepticism is my vice.
i'm looking for someone like you to prove me wrong.

"when in Rome we shall do as the Romans, when in Hell we do shots at the bar." - E.T.I.D

"if you're searching for truth you must look in the mirror & make sense of what you can't see- just be." - Kirsty Hawkshaw

My Interests

20s mobsters.
alliteration.
ambition.
architecture.
corn nuts.
dance mix '92 - '98.
dumb broads.
enriching my brain.
interior design.
loyalty.
making you second guess all you think you know.
metal.
money.
myself.
pride.
sarcasm.
st. valentine's day massacre.
tight pants.
the young al pacino i marry every night in my sleep.
trance.
open water.
words in print.
world history.

I'd like to meet:

someone like me?
someone like you!

Music:

afi.
atb.
aphex twin.
ambra red.
armin van buuren.
avenue d.
benny benassi.
blank & jones.
chromeo.
deftones.
dizzee rascal.
every time i die.
fischerspooner.
george acosta.
he is legend.
hollywood undead.
horse the band.
it dies today.
john digweed.
jude the obscure.
killswitch engage.
klaus schulze.
pakito.
pendulum.
silverchair.
smashing pumpkins.
the cure.
the faint.
tiesto.
tiga.
zeromancer.

i mostly listen to metal or progressive trance.
& usually seek 2 hour long songs.
so spin me a record & i'll trip.

Movies:

american beauty.
american history x.
blow.
catch me if you can.
cruel intentions.
die hard.
donnie brasco.
donnie darkso.
goodfellas.
heat.
lord of war.
manchurian candidate.
nightmare before christmas.
oceans eleven.
pulp fiction.
scarface.
superbad.
the godfather.
the italian job.
the life of david gale.
the sandlot.
the transporter.
the usual suspects.
untouchables.

Television:

curb your enthusiasm.
dead like me.
weeds.
south park.
the office.

& naruto.
& maybe kenny vs. spenny.
it all depends on how cruel i feel that day.technically i don't watch the TV because i watch all my shows on alluc.org. i hate mindless television and feel sorry for the people who live imaginary lives through shows like "the oc" or "laguna beach"...