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jay

Reporter: What do you think is happening to the team? Richardson: The ship be sinking. Reporter: How

About Me



DAYLIGHT'S FOR THE BIRDS

My Interests

harmonics, pasta night, MALAPROPISMS!, hyperbole, cursing, cereal, sleeping late, not being on time, smiling, music teachers, people on diets, people who try too hard, tears.

Movies:

the Loves of A Blonde, Minnie and Moskowitz, Stroszek, In A Year with 13 Moons, Intimate Lighting, the Mother and the Whore, Deep End, Shoot the Moon, Woman is the Future of Man, The Wizard of Oz, Fists in the Pocket, Closely Watched Trains, Dog Day Afternoon, The Bad News Bears, 8 1/2, Ali Fear Eats the Soul, Chilly Scenes of Winter, Black Peter, Coming Apart, Taking Off, Playtime, Being There, 3 Women, Shampoo, Grown Ups, Au Hasard Balthazaar, Saturday Night Fever!

My Blog

by the short hairs

So you know what, I just got fed up with it, so you know what I says to her, I says, you know what, if you wanna be alone why dont you just be alone. She says, you know what, I was wrong, because I d...
Posted by jay on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

but my heart aches for her cupcakes

the Big D:There's absolutely no reason for him to keep on being so consumed with scratching that old bitch's ass. I mean enough is enough already. She dropped dead, the game's over. Poof. Done. Leave ...
Posted by jay on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

jellybeans for breakfast!

WHAT? (hello sam) What was the last thing you ate? Well, Im hesitant to reveal the following details in a public venue, but like I said earlier, my intention upon committing to this project was...
Posted by jay on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

inquiries into irrelevancies

A survey With Sam Body: *WHO?* who was the last person you talked to on the phone? An imbecilic, ungrateful, arrogant beyond the bound of reason 84-year-old woman from Minnesota whos hell bent o...
Posted by jay on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

if i could be anything, in the world that flew

Thursday, October 26, 1978 Our limo driver showed us a clipping of himself from the newspaper. He'd been acquitted of kidnapping a bar owner's cat who was a lookalike for Morris the Cat who'd just ...
Posted by jay on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the hole where my heart had been

"Eventually he stole my drink. He served black bean soup, and he insisted it had to be served lukewarm, so after all that cooking in the kitchen the soup was cold. And it looked grey. I didn't really ...
Posted by jay on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST