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ashley

i wish you were a shipper so you could pack my box

About Me

when i say stupid i mean stupid fresh

My Interests

fat boys, fat chicks, satanism, feminism, scavenging, cooking, baking, things shaped like other things, facial hair, television culture, grenadine, propel, patron saints, 1970s kitsch, collecting plastic crucifixes, psychedelia, obsolete textbooks, smoking, reverse basketball, shitty art, ZOMBIES WITH FANGS!

I'd like to meet:

orson welles circa 1944 and everyone on this list .

Music:

leitmotifs

Movies:

minimal action, abstruse dialogue, and uncomfortably long ASLs.

Television:

america's funniest home videos and cops

Books:

cruel shoes by steve martin

Heroes:

my dad and his beard

My Blog

did you know bill brasky?

"Bill Brasky is a son of a bitch!""Bill Brasky is the father of every kid in this town!""Bill Brasky once showed me a video of him making love to my wife, and it was the most beautiful thing I ever sa...
Posted by ashley on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 09:23:00 PST

more useless shit, unless yr a stalker, then its primo

1. EVER BEEN GIVEN AN ENGAGEMENT RING?whats up creepy patriarchal ceremonies that support the horrible diamond industry? id rather have something way better, like an engagement trip to japan or an en...
Posted by ashley on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 08:02:00 PST

et moi et moi et moi

1. What bill do you hate paying the most?cell phone. fuck you, t mobile. 2. What's the best place to eat a romantic dinner?ive had some romantic breakfasts at la hacienda3. Last time you Puked from ...
Posted by ashley on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 12:10:00 PST

27 of my favorite salvador dali quotes in no particular order

except 14. thats my favorite. 1. "One day it will have to be officially admitted that what we have christened reality is an even greater illusion than the world of dreams."2. "The only thing that ...
Posted by ashley on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 11:17:00 PST

23 of my favorite charles manson quotes in no particular order

1. "Look down at me and you see a fool; look up at me and you see a god; look straight at me and you see yourself."2. "Believe me, if I started murdering people& there'd be none of you left."3. "You k...
Posted by ashley on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 05:00:00 PST

25 of my favorite mike tyson quotes in no particular order

1. "I just have this thing inside me that wants to eat and conquer. Maybe it's egotistical, but I have it in me. I don't want to be a tycoon. I just want to conquer people and their souls."2. "They ...
Posted by ashley on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 09:47:00 PST

don't even read this. i needed something to do while cody was sleeping.

Ultimate Opposite Sex Survey (for girls)--Your Favorite--Hair Color:: dark brown/black. no gingers, no towheadsEye Color:: not yellow?(Their)Music Genre Preference:: does this matter? as long as the...
Posted by ashley on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 10:58:00 PST

im fucking stellar at wasting time

1. Would you get back with your ex if you could? if by "get back with" you mean "decapitate," then yes, i'd love to 2. WHAT KIND OF SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? a shirt that i originally bought to wear...
Posted by ashley on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 11:02:00 PST

WAY TO PROCRASTINATE

CURRENT: what channel is the tv on: dad's watching south park, mom's watching the weather channel like a drug fiend what song is playing: i've had in my eyes by minor threat stuck in my head all nig...
Posted by ashley on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 10:08:00 PST

more stupid bullshit

1.How tall are you barefoot? sixty four inches 2. Have you ever smoked heroin? no but a couple years ago cody and i were smoking pot at his old house on rincon and i was crazy stoned and i didnt...
Posted by ashley on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 12:38:00 PST