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About Me

keez once told me: "you're always ambivalent. its part of your boyish charm."

My Interests

early human migratory patterns, made-up words, asshaberdashery, online mahjong, the disintegrating denver election commission, telling cooper how handsome he is, crushes on fully functional star trek characters, giving up whiskey (except on holidays), sidewalks, hyperbole, $5 bottomless mimosa sundays, le sighing, and/or joleen. i also am enjoying using the "and/or" thing. but just for today. i'll probably be sick of it tomorrow.

I'd like to meet:

people who's favorite indiana jones movie is temple of doom. or who are as cool as this:

Music:

songs that make me cry and/or dance like no one's watchin.

Movies:

any movie where a wedding and/or dance scene makes everything alright in the end.

Television:

beauty and the geek. when are they making the reverse version so i can get on this show, huh? you can also catch me glued to channel 8 every monday night, which is one of many reasons why i'd be the perfect geek-girl for the show.

Books:

top five all time favorites:
5. creation - gore vidal
4. skinny legs and all - tom robbins
3. pride and prejudice - jane austen
2. dune - frank herbert
1. stranger in a strange land - robert a. heinlein

My Blog

women are weird, men are dumb.

i was told tonight that if i keep this basic tenet in the back of my mind at all times, my conversations would start to make a whole lot more sense.
Posted by haderster on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 01:54:00 PST

spin us a tale, storyteller.

The girl sat down to write a story for her brother. He had asked her to spin for them an imagined future, a past that almost existed. She sat down again and again, but the words never...
Posted by haderster on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 04:27:00 PST

i want to be a quantum physicist when i grow up.

"I wake up in the morning and I consciously create my day the way I want it to happen. Now sometimes, because my mind is examining all the things that I need to get done, it takes me a little bit to s...
Posted by haderster on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 04:40:00 PST

snarky.

that's my new favorite work-word. its how i describe subtly bitchy remarks and its great. the city attorneys are my favorites. also, i was at this meeting tonight in hilltop for work, and ...
Posted by haderster on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 10:02:00 PST

warm fuzzies for the holidays.

an excerpt from "Six to Eight Black Men" - David Sedaris In France and Germany, gifts are exchanged on Christmas Eve, while in Holland the children receive presents on December 5, in celebration of Sa...
Posted by haderster on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 09:41:00 PST

the heart is a lonely muscle.

i was riding the bus home from work tonight, and finished reading "dress your family in corduroy and denim" mid-way through the ride. which left me some time to rumininate (while simultaneously ...
Posted by haderster on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 05:37:00 PST

its not that I'm lazy.. its that i just don't care.

i just had a burst of completely uncontrollable, completely unrhythmic dancing. if you could even call it that. my new profile song made me do it. damn, it DOES feel good to be a gang...
Posted by haderster on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 07:06:00 PST

see ya, wouldn't wanna be ya.

i did a jig today when i heard that wayne vaden, our noble appointed clerk & recorder, has "resigned."don't get me wrong. its not all his fault. but c'mon. its definitely PART his fault. and i'm ...
Posted by haderster on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 09:18:00 PST

keep your box under control.

okay, so kristen is doing a pilattes video (or attempting to, with the crack kitten attacking her repeatedly) and i just overheard the hostess with the mostess say "keep your box under control." which...
Posted by haderster on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 05:10:00 PST

"everything happens for a reason."

oh crap. i have like 8 million different thoughts on this subject. but i think the most revealing is.. me. who i am today. i mean, i wouldn't be who i am right this second if ce...
Posted by haderster on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 07:51:00 PST