not sure why i'm sitting here like i don't have 30 turkies to puree |
who put the roofies in my mimosas?
yesterday is this massive blur. stopped at the coral room on my way to the airport. for the official "how many mimosas can i drink in an hour" contest.&n...
Posted by kristen on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 11:08:00 PST |
is stove top really better? |
than the potatoes i mean. it causes me actual physical pain to be doing this but...i just made six boxes of the shit. for a party at work tomorrow. boxed fucking stuffing. ...
Posted by kristen on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 08:50:00 PST |
i'm gonna be a few days shy |
of the month. found out my ex-husband got engaged. not crying and breathing have been difficult. even though i knew it was coming. and afterall, i left him. i am not quit...
Posted by kristen on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 03:55:00 PST |
i know why mikey and toff get cranky |
morgan spurlock is a big fat liar. 30 days really didnt change my life. i guess i still have 4 more days, but barring some epiphany between now and 4:30 pm on Friday, cant say much h...
Posted by kristen on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 01:03:00 PST |
you've reached a plateau |
last night. drank too much. smoked too much. ate too much. spent a whole lot of money. again. laid in bed this morning cursing myself. this is becoming famili...
Posted by kristen on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 07:38:00 PST |
dairy queen doesn't actually use dairy in their ice cream. do they? |
oh sarah.
back from mexico. my liver survived 5 all inclusive days. we arrived in the midst of a live FIFA world cup commercial. mexico scored against argentina as we exited customs ...
Posted by kristen on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 08:51:00 PST |
speaking of brian boitano |
the not smoking thing is killing me. i smoke on the weekends when i drink and then come Monday its like quitting all over again. the desire to be eating constantly and cigarette fantasies....
Posted by kristen on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 02:09:00 PST |
something really wrong here |
i didn't go out last night. i can't remember the last time i stayed in on a friday. i was in a good mood. we won at special people softball. i just wanted to be all sorts of pr...
Posted by kristen on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 08:43:00 PST |
the more i see the less i know |
the more i'd like to let it go.
so i've got this feeling. that this is going to be a good year. not that last year wasn't. but i have this strong belief that 37 is going to be a bann...
Posted by kristen on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 09:00:00 PST |
in a crooked little house |
i am living mother goose. my house is crooked. at least the backyard is. it slants in six different ways. i guess we could level it and start over.
OR. i can let it go.&n...
Posted by kristen on Wed, 17 May 2006 04:29:00 PST |
