Your tax dollars at work |
I have had several questions about what I do for a living. Mostly, I just stay alive, but to make that process easier and more fun I also work for the great state of Colorado in the Department of...
Posted by Josh on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 03:54:00 PST |
Little Johnny |
Little Johnny sees his father's car passing the playground and gointo the woods. Curious, he follows the car and sees his father and his aunt Jane "hugging" in the parked vehicle. Johnny finds this ve...
Posted by Josh on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 08:41:00 PST |
On a Serious Note |
Oh my, it has come time for me to write about something serious on here. Im not a big fan of serious, but sometimes you just have to go with it. Men get a bad rap for being dishonest. Im not saying th...
Posted by Josh on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 06:40:00 PST |
Polish Jokes |
It never hurts to poke fun at your own heritage. Please, no lectures onpolitical correctness, otherwise I'll be forced to give you a Polish hand shake. #1 An American is walking down the s...
Posted by Josh on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 02:00:00 PST |
A Renaissance Man |
Once a King
Always a King
But Once a Knight
Is never enough
If I had been alive during the Renaissance I think this would have been the motto on my shield. Or on my balls, had I been a fire ju...
Posted by Josh on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 06:31:00 PST |
By any other name |
Yeah, yeah, I know it started off as a bulletin, but some of the best writers steal stuff and this isn't Emerson; its hack at its purest, so don't go getting on your high horse. Just have some fun and...
Posted by Josh on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 08:26:00 PST |
Meet me later |
Yo,
Tonight I went to a thing over at Park Meadows mall for this group I joined on http://www.meetup.com/ ; I don't think I can recommend this site highly enough, especially if you don't feel tha...
Posted by Josh on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 11:38:00 PST |
Freaks me out... |
Hey Guys,
I was talking with a friend on the phone the other day and we were talking about the weirdest stuff that you could find in your house. For privacy's sake I won't share hers with the world, b...
Posted by Josh on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 02:18:00 PST |
Polish Drunks |
Yo,
I have decided that my cousin and I should not be allowed to drink together; when we drink it up, weird things seem to happen, and then neither one of us can remember exactly what happened,...
Posted by Josh on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 03:09:00 PST |
In da club... |
Welcome back,
My cousin is getting married today at 6:00 pm. He is joining that exclusive club of people who are the bane of everyone who is alone or lonely. Why is that exactly? I have been kicking t...
Posted by Josh on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 03:22:00 PST |
