Real Gangstas can diffuse volatile situations with respect, logic and compromise.Good Morrow, noontide, ev'ntide or dank of night, my name is, in all honesty, not something you need to know.
I am a man, which is to say an individual male of the species Homo Sapiens Sapiens, but I think that we can all agree that the use of latin is very, very pretentious, and should probably be discontinued. The endevours of the Scientific, Medical, Ecclisiastic, Legal and Roman History Buff communities are the only reasons why Latin has not gone on to the great... place with many languages in the sky. Like Doctor Frankenstien, they have hideously refused to allow the dead (e.g Latin) to pass, rather reanimating them. Latin, is the Undead Language.All the above matter pertaining to latin is what we in the bussiness like to call 'acessory', 'gratuitous', and 'irrelevant.' The matter I actually intended to discuss, that is, me, stands as follows: I am a man. I could attatch many adjectives, adverbs, and descriptive phrases to describe what kind of man I am, but that would be, not unlike latin, pretentious and overweening. In fact, the construction, 'not unlike' is pretentious and overweening, it's very hard for me to stop doing pretentious things, and I apollogize for all of them.
Anyway, in addition to being a man, I am a man with 'hopes', 'dreams', and 'deeply cherished beliefs', which I expect everyone to mock to the best of thier abilities. To aid you in your mockery here's a list of beliefs I hold.
1. All people are born equal, and remain equal regardless of thier actions, and should be treated accordingly.
2. Being honest is always the best choice.
3. Indecision is always the worst choice.
4. There is no such thing as a bad person only bad actions.
5. People have limitations, and believing in yourself isn't worth shit.
6. Everyone wants to be happy
7. Two thousand years ago, a 'man' who preached in the area that now constitutes Isreal and Palistine was in fact not a mere man but a human manifestation of the Supreame Being an Omnipotent Creator. This man was executed, but three days after his death arose -alive as any other. Those who believe this story have access to eteral life, those who do not... just die.Here's everything else you ever wanted to know about me.Likes: Class Warfare, Christianity, Pie, Verbal Jousting, Verbal Mugging, Historical Oddities, Dancing, Acting, Essays, Being Mean, The Truth, Ambigous Sexuality, Hats, Democracy, Logarithms, Molar Mass, Geography, Being Better Than Others at Things, Heavy Accents, Grammer, Shiny Shoes, Devalued Currency, Spelling, The English Language, Innuendo, Canes, Penguins, Peer Pressure, Yelling, Allegories, Pinball, Breeches and Knee Socks, Political Assassinations, Photoshop, Facial Hair, Palm Trees, Epic Poetry, Irony, constitutions, Russians. Dislikes: Foreign Languages, Non-Conformists, Postmodernism, Liars, Drugs, Love, Celtic Guitar, Tomatoes, Arrogance, The Shoulder Lean, Seriousness, Head Injuries, Orthodontists, Decimals, Magazines, Sequels, Assembling Furniture, Rich People, Professional Sports, Me, Fossil Fuels, Stools, Telephones, Poor Adding, Unecessary Abreviations, Nazis, Vladimir O'Brien, The Word Necessary, The Word Vivid, Indiscret Coples, Children, Running, The Quebecois, Ice Picks, Outlook Express, Wigs, Whigs, When Exclamations or Laughter are put Into Writing, Pants, Executions, Exclamation Points, Dead Fish, Fragmentation Grenades.I'd like to take the time to apoligize for confusing exceptable and acceptable. I swear it will never happen again. If anyone else notices a spelling mistake, grammatical error, incorrect usage or other linguistic faux pas on this page, please tell me.
