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Tom

I've got bees in my pants!

About Me

Seriously, I've got bees in my pants, and it's not the "feels just like a Prom Date, oh what a magical night!" experience you might delude yourself into thinking it could be. This is hardcore and dangerous work not for the weak of heart. Men like me fought for your freedom, one angry, stinging bee at a time, and damn you if you don't salute us on Veteran's day! It's tough work, hellish work, good god damn dirty work - but I'm a man of action, and damn it if it's not work that needs to be done!

My Interests

Writing, Drawing, Reading, Movies, Games, Poker, Comics, Extreme Hyperbole, Swearing, People With Glasses, Sarcasm, Gaping Emotional Wounds, Tiny Kittens, Simple Pleasures, Ironic Deaths, First Loves, Bizarre Tattoos, Smooth Necks, Hilariously Bad Dancing

I'd like to meet:

People that like roller skating around the kitchen naked.

Music:

(Currently listening to) Bjork (wuh?), Fiona Apple (look embarassed and turn away if you will), Coldplay (I'm trendy!), Elliott Smith (yes yes), various movie soundtracks

Movies:

(Random selections from DVDs) Heathers, Legends of the Fall, Out of Sight, Seven, Minority Report, Magnolia, Princess Bride, Memento, Good Will Hunting, Jaws, Krull, Usual Suspects, Meet Joe Black, Rounders, Matrix, Star Wars, Braveheart, Fight Club, LoTR

Books:

(Random Choices) Descent, Red Mars Trilogy, Cryptonomicon, Contact, Dream Park, Hyperion, Poker Books, Mr T. by Mr. T. Memory Wire