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Jess GROW HOOF, GROW!!!

Age:
34 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
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lilfloosie

Layne My lipgloss be POPPIN!!

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Fullerton, California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Body:
Slim / Slender
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triphoplvr

Nick

Age:
26 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Minneapolis, MINNESOTA
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
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creepy_4_cheapy

Holland Technique is just another word for failed style.

Age:
36 years old
Gender:
Male
Country:
Canada
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Married
Body:
Slim / Slender
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morlockmovie

Michael Morlock's Supernatural World COMING SOON

Age:
45 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
In the Shadows, ILLINOIS
Country:
United States
Status:
Married

Becky Dynamo Hot Socks (B*tch) Not Green. Not Wet Behind The Ears. Not a Spring Chicken.

Age:
101 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
T-Dot Ohhhh, Town of Murk'em, The (ever expanding) Region of York
Country:
Canada
Ethnicity:
Pacific Islander
Status:
Single
Body:
Slim / Slender
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Zoe love isn't lying, it's loose in a lady who lingers, saying she is lost and choking on 'hello'

Age:
17 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Tallahassee, FLORIDA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
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epferstall

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Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
California
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
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Friends
scarinna

carinna

Age:
27 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Eureka, California
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
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devans00

Devans00

Age:
39 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Sunnyvale, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Black / African descent
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
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petmyalien

¤*RÄÇHÈL™*¤ PARTY LIKE A ROCKSTAR, PLAY LIKE AN ALL STAR, LIVE LIKE A MOVIE STAR & FUCK LIKE A PORNSTAR

Age:
21 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Good girls Go To Heaven, Bad Girls Go Down Under , Western Australia
Country:
Australia
Ethnicity:
Latino / Hispanic
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Not Sure
Body:
More to love!
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glaucomys

Amor Vincit Omnia Everyone should have two pockets, inside one should be the words 'the world was made for me', and in

Age:
37 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Frostburg, Maryland
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight

Reaction

Age:
27 years old
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
fulltimeslacker

Full Time Slacker This Space Intentionally Left Blank

Age:
28 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Bloomington, Minnesota
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Divorced
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Dating, Friends, Networking
absinthe_minded

Absinthe The suspense is terrible...I hope it lasts!

Age:
69 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Chicago, Illinois
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Bisexual
Here For:
Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking
marylandwes

Wes al-Baladi I Love Jesus But I Drink A Little

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Baghdad,
Country:
Iraq
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
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®andy this doesn't look like the cracker isle

Age:
28 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
FtL, Florida
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
Body:
Athletic
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Ron

Age:
38 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
NEW YORK, NEW YORK
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
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Stacy Dash

Age:
44 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Riverside, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Black / African descent
Status:
Single
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
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indarkjoy

Viva La Beka!

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Madison, Wisconsin
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
Here For:
Friends

Lacy When 200 years you reach look as good you will not-Yoda

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
FRESNO, California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends, Networking

You I live to die in the upper tax bracket...

Age:
26 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Phoenix, ARIZONA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Dating, Friends, Networking

Christopher Avadra Kedavra Bitch!!!

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Irvine, CA, California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Gay / Lesbian
Body:
Slim / Slender
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christinelarusso

christine

Age:
44 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
New York, NEW YORK
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
peteskitchenoncolfax

PETES KITCHEN OPEN 24 HOURS!!!

Age:
66 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
DENVER, Colorado
Country:
United States
Status:
Swinger
Orientation:
Not Sure

The Simpsons

Age:
27 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
OHIO
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Native American
Status:
Single
Body:
Athletic
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kathrynizzle

kat if I don't know you, don't add me.

Age:
19 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Chicago, Illinois
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends, Networking

Age:
33 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
ARLINGTON, Texas
Country:
United States
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight

Red Shtick

Age:
39 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
BATON ROUGE, LOUISIANA
Country:
United States
Status:
Single

Age:
102 years old
Status:
Married
Here For:
Networking
lilplasticgirl

Hairdresser on Fire

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Austin , Texas
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
levideogame

Eric

Age:
30 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
dyeroxley

Dyer Yeah, I'm wearing a turtle neck AND a scarf.........so what.

Age:
27 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Portland, OREGON
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
politicalfallout

t.m. lindsey

Age:
40 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Political Fallout Shelter NearYou, IOWA
Country:
United States
Status:
Single

Mr. Mac America's nightmare, young, black, and educated

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Lawrenceville, Georgia
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Black / African descent
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
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birthdaycake

maxim d We're so c-c-c-c-controversial.

Age:
17 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Kyiv,
Country:
Ukraine
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Body:
More to love!
Here For:
Friends

Age:
61 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Knoxville Area, Tennessee
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends, Networking

Age:
97 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Madrid..., Álava
Country:
Spain
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends

david deep, meaningful quote, aimed to adequately define who i am.

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Vallejo, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
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Friends
knight611

Darth Kerros Blah, blah, blah, yackety...smackety

Age:
36 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
in the darkness of space, Michigan
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Divorced
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends, Networking

Amy

Age:
33 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Portland , Oregon
Country:
United States
Status:
Married
Here For:
Friends, Networking

Cookwyn .... ......

Age:
19 years old
Gender:
Female
Country:
Luxembourg
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Here For:
Friends
landmage

Ki

Age:
26 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Raytown, MISSOURI
Country:
United States
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Some extra baggage
Here For:
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Todders It's MEEEEEEE

Age:
32 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
WINTER PARK, FLORIDA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
puropedomagazine

PURO PEDO MAGAZINE

Age:
32 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
LOS ANGELES, California
Country:
United States
Status:
Single

Flying Spagehetti Monster!

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Male
Country:
United Kingdom
Status:
Single

Benjamin, Ben and sometimes Bennie Ohh, I remember that one time, back when I was a Russian spy... goodtimes. Ben Turley circa 1997

Age:
26 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Glam*Vegas, Nevada
Country:
United States
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Friends, Networking
hot_noise_

'Ris Daintier, Smarter, Better Dressed.

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Grant, Florida
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Friends
layline

Leilani Opt in, rock out!

Age:
99 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Nottingham, Midlands
Country:
United Kingdom
Status:
Single
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aurora_dancing

Joanne Visit my blog at www.joanne.firez.org. It's very very out of date but gives a snapshot of my persona

Age:
100 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Edmonton, Alberta
Country:
Canada
Status:
Single