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Layne

My lipgloss be POPPIN!!

About Me

I make one bitchin sandwich.

Aside from that, I'm going to school for Musical Theatre and attempting to develop as a freelance writer. A lot of people tell me I think and act like a man when it comes to relationships and dating. I'm addicted to the company of anyone with insight, anyone with an open mind, anyone with passion, anyone who can inspire me to go home and write until my fingers cramp.

Also, my sister and I make random shorts, some of which are up on her YouTube. CLICK HERE to check 'em out.

My Interests

Ab Fab, backpacking, the '92 X-Men cartoons, Carl Sagan, religion, performing, opinions immersed in metaphor, anything "The State" has ever touched (i.e. Viva Variety, Stella, Reno 911 etc.), making or listening to music instead of talking about it, Teen Girl Squad, wine and cheese parties, anyone who loves what they do, clever satire, Wonder Showzen, Absurdism, an unhealthy book buying addiction, very high heels with jeans, creating short films, Paula Dean, tacky clothing, offending fundamentalists, and generally kickin' ass.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who can keep up......... oh, and our podcast listeners.

Click Here To Go To Our Podcast Site

Music:

In My CD Player:

Books:

What I'm Reading:

Heroes:

Natalie for her stability
Dave for becoming my 6'7 1/4" little brother
Shannon for her wit
Jeff for always wearing his heart on his sleeve
Aaron for his encouragement of sluttiness
Sergio for his sarcasm and always killing the joke with me
Heidi for the modesty she keeps in spite of how truly talented she is
Jyn for her bravery
Kat for her resilience
Caitlin for the hilarity that follows her everywhere
Ernie for his adorable introspection

My Blog

A Change of Heart

So for a while there I lost a lot of hope. I figured, what the hell is the point to working my ass off to make this program? I saw my vocal health condition as the ultimate blockade between me and the...
Posted by Layne on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 03:30:00 PST

BFA Mania is Retarded

Ever had one of those weeks where you can't help but think to yourself "If walk by one more debate over who was the best Elphaba in Wicked, or get one more e-mail from someone insisting we practice ta...
Posted by Layne on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 07:51:00 PST

Ouch!! Ooo... I look good!!

They weren't kidding when they said "beauty is pain."God DAMN!
Posted by Layne on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 05:54:00 PST

Cloverfield

Don't see it...... it WILL make you throw up.I had to step out of the theater to regain my composer from the combination of overbuttered popcorn, pizza, and shakey as all hell movie that was taking a ...
Posted by Layne on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 01:00:00 PST

This is familiar...

Don't be another Robert, please don't be another Robert, please don't be another Robert, please don't be another Robert, please don't be another Robert, please don't be another Robert, please don't be...
Posted by Layne on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 02:46:00 PST

I Cant Sleep... Still

So tonight I have a bit of insomnia, so naturally I've been watching a ridiculous amount of dance clips. I can't wait to get back into the studio on friday. But first let me rave about a choreographer...
Posted by Layne on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 07:58:00 PST

Wainy Days

My new favorite show is Wainy Days, and if you guys watch a couple online episodes you'll see why.Here's the latest one: ...
Posted by Layne on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 04:30:00 PST

Oh no

Natalie and I found that the term "bling bling" has officially become part of my mother's vocabulary. And naturally in Donna fashion she says the words with the taste of disgust in her mouth. i.e "The...
Posted by Layne on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 04:42:00 PST

Woot

I'm noticing lately just how accustomed to instant gratification I've become over the years. The friends I pick, the men I date, and the places I perform. I never wanted to be a big fish in a little p...
Posted by Layne on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 01:14:00 PST

To Someone Who Doesn’t Know I Notice

I love seeing through your eyes, where items so often overlooked hold a point and a beauty. Is that perspective something you can turn off and on as you go through your day? Because, in conversation, ...
Posted by Layne on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 01:43:00 PST