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About Me

Friend's let me start by saying that (SAS) Seniors Against Sasquatch is an organization that was started, in it's infancy, as a grass-roots campaign to end the global threat of the sasquatch. As president and co-founder of SAS I am obligated to continue that goal. But, we need your help. Now, I know what you're thinking...this old fart is trying to weasel you out of your hard-earned money. Well, that's just not the case. Margie and I have, through years of hard work and achievement, been able to accumulate a modest size nest egg. The last few months we've been pouring in our own dollars along with the money from fund-raising spaghetti dinners and church bizarres. But we still need your help. SAS is an organization growing by leaps and bounds. We would deeply appreciate any contributions, so we have put together something very special. There are a number of SAS items available from T-shirts to mugs. So, by all means browse through the assortment below and make your purchase before they run out. I guarantee you will be pleased with the quality, as you will the prices. Please allow 6 to 8 months for shipping. We thank you for your support!
Baseball Caps (available colors Black and White) $400
100% Cotton Tees (available colors black, white and grey) Sizes S, M, L, XL, XXL, XXXL $800
Plastic Water Bottle $150
Ceramic Coffee Mug $250
SAS Bed Pan (colors white and sandstone brown) $950
The Ultimate Walker (comes with GPS system and sasquatch alert button) $2,399.95
Your support for SAS: Priceless

My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

Let me tell you something captain...and you can take this to the bank. I'd give my last skin chandelier to meet this sasquatch.

Music:

Merle Haggard, Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, Waylon Jennings and "Hero" by the beautiful Mariah Carey. Walter played that record at Evelyn's funeral.
We miss you Evelyn

Movies:

The Duke and all the great Westerns of my day. I tell you...I'd rather take a shoe to the groin than watch what Hollywood's been shoveling out for the last thirty years.

Television:

The History Channel, The Discovery Channel, Turner Classic Movies and American Movie Classics.

Books:

The Holy Bible (King James Version)

Heroes:

My wife Margie. I love you sweetheart. Here's to 54 wonderful years.

My Blog

2007 Memorial Day Barbecue

Friends, mark your calendars for Monday, May 28th. SAS will host a Memorial Day Barbecue from 11:00 AM till 7:00 PM at Rolling Sands Park in Boca Raton. Pulled pork sandwiches, burgers, BBQ ribs, bris...
Posted by Seniors Against Sasquatch on Sun, 27 May 2007 04:36:00 PST

2007 SAS Update

Well, friends...I know it has been nearly 5 months since I've updated the SAS blog. I'm quite aware that we have a very strong and ever growing membership and that members deserve to be kept up to spe...
Posted by Seniors Against Sasquatch on Mon, 07 May 2007 12:59:00 PST

SAS Christmas

What could be a better way to support SAS while trimming your tree this Christmas than this 2006 SAS Christmas ornament. Made of pearl white plastic and hand painted by the SAS Women's League. Availa...
Posted by Seniors Against Sasquatch on Mon, 07 May 2007 12:54:00 PST

SAS 1st Annual Fall Bizarre!

Well friends&these last few weeks have been busier than a porto-john at a chili cookoff. I, along with other dedicated SAS members have spent the last few days preparing not only for the Fall Ball but...
Posted by Seniors Against Sasquatch on Mon, 07 May 2007 12:53:00 PST

2006 SAS Fall Ball

My wife Margie wanted me to announce a few more details regarding the 2006 SAS Fall Ball on October 21st.1 The Boca Convention Center is wheelchair accessible and contains numerous handicap zones wi...
Posted by Seniors Against Sasquatch on Mon, 07 May 2007 12:51:00 PST

Little Rock + Ernesto = Living in a Pit of Hell (Part 4)

Well, there I sat for eight solid hours behind the wheel. I had a splitting headache, the tape deck chewed up Country Classics Vol. 2 and the Sleepy Slumber Land muffins were trying to make an unwelco...
Posted by Seniors Against Sasquatch on Mon, 07 May 2007 12:49:00 PST

Little Rock + Ernesto = Living in a Pit of Hell (Part 3)

After three hours of being stranded along the side of the highway with a flat we were finally able to, as we used to say in Korea, tread forward. I tell you what friends...this old man was about as an...
Posted by Seniors Against Sasquatch on Mon, 07 May 2007 12:48:00 PST

Little Rock + Ernesto = Living in a Pit of Hell (Part 2)

I have to admit...that next morning this old man was as down hearted as an armless man in a juggling contest. I could have taken a size 15 shoe to the crotch lanterns and I would not have felt any wor...
Posted by Seniors Against Sasquatch on Mon, 07 May 2007 12:47:00 PST

Little Rock + Ernesto = Living in a Pit of Hell (Part 1)

Well friends...I have to admit. This past week has been one big broom handle up the Hershey Highway and a complete travesty for SAS as a whole. Last Thursday Earl, Howard and I drove to Little Rock, A...
Posted by Seniors Against Sasquatch on Mon, 07 May 2007 12:45:00 PST

Bound for Little Rock

Friends...I have a very important announcement to make. On Monday, August 21st, my staff received an email from a Dwayne Anderson who resides in Little Rock, Arkansas. Here is a complete transcript of...
Posted by Seniors Against Sasquatch on Mon, 07 May 2007 12:42:00 PST