Friend's let me start by saying that (SAS) Seniors Against Sasquatch is an organization that was started, in it's infancy, as a grass-roots campaign to end the global threat of the sasquatch. As president and co-founder of SAS I am obligated to continue that goal. But, we need your help. Now, I know what you're thinking...this old fart is trying to weasel you out of your hard-earned money. Well, that's just not the case. Margie and I have, through years of hard work and achievement, been able to accumulate a modest size nest egg. The last few months we've been pouring in our own dollars along with the money from fund-raising spaghetti dinners and church bizarres. But we still need your help. SAS is an organization growing by leaps and bounds. We would deeply appreciate any contributions, so we have put together something very special. There are a number of SAS items available from T-shirts to mugs. So, by all means browse through the assortment below and make your purchase before they run out. I guarantee you will be pleased with the quality, as you will the prices. Please allow 6 to 8 months for shipping. We thank you for your support!
Baseball Caps (available colors Black and White) $400
100% Cotton Tees (available colors black, white and grey) Sizes S, M, L, XL, XXL, XXXL $800
Plastic Water Bottle $150
Ceramic Coffee Mug $250
SAS Bed Pan (colors white and sandstone brown) $950
The Ultimate Walker (comes with GPS system and sasquatch alert button) $2,399.95
Your support for SAS: Priceless
