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Assquatch the Sasquatch

Don't shit in my woods....

About Me

I think, therefore I am, a sasquatch. But what is a sasquatch? Who am I and what is my purpose as a sasquatch? Who cares I just discovered potato chips. My life is complete.
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My Interests

Banging sticks, banging rocks, stealing pie from open cabin windows, making crappy home-made movies.

I'd like to meet:

Art Bell. All who crave to explain the unexplainable.

Music:

Sticks, rocks, hollow logs.
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Movies:

The Patterson Film. My Uncle was in it.

Television:

Harry and the Hendersons, Jerry Springer. I've seen TV only through the windows of cabins.

Books:

An old readers digest I once found.

Heroes:

Harry Henderson, Oliver the Humanzee, Art Bell, Chuck Norris, Bill Munns.

My Blog

New Sasquatch Sighting

Apparently there have been some photos taken by a man named Rick Jacobs near Johsnburg, PA. of a very sasquatchy looking fellow. Here's a blurb from the article I read. --Jacobs said he showed the pic...
Posted by Assquatch the Sasquatch on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 04:47:00 PST

Freedom for Bigfoot

Many people have tried, and still try, to capture the elusive "Bigfoot". Knowing humans, nothing good could possibly come from the capture of an actual Bigfoot. Science, Zoos, even the Circus maybe. T...
Posted by Assquatch the Sasquatch on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 03:11:00 PST

Mutant Dogs?

Here are some photos of a strange animal. It looks like a dog with some horrible genetic defect. They have been seen all the way from Texas to Maryland and even Pennsylvania. border="0">I first heard...
Posted by Assquatch the Sasquatch on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 01:09:00 PST

UFO sighting in NY

Many of you might have seen this on tv. Pretty cool... width="425" height="350">..>...
Posted by Assquatch the Sasquatch on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 09:34:00 PST

bfro.net

Alot of the cool stuff on this page comes from BFRO.net. Cool stuff. Check em out.BFRO
Posted by Assquatch the Sasquatch on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 09:08:00 PST

Amazing Chupa video

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Posted by Assquatch the Sasquatch on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 02:00:00 PST

Aswang!

An Aswang (or Asuwang) is a ghoul in Filipino folklore. The myth of the aswang is popular in the Western Visayan regions such as Capiz, Iloilo and Antique. The trademark or major feature of Aswangs wh...
Posted by Assquatch the Sasquatch on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 02:28:00 PST

Are you prepared?

Some of you may remember me from the past.... I once had a great following, but I threw it all away when I forced myself into exile and left my brother Mildred in charge..... it is the dawn of a new b...
Posted by Assquatch the Sasquatch on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 12:53:00 PST