Old Man Crenshaw

see me in de critter documentary,
boggy creek 2

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Aloysius Xavier Bonaparte Crenshaw
Birthday: January 18, 1966
Birthplace: Lil South of Fouke, AR and just north of Hell.
Current Location: Lil South of Fouke, AR and just north of Hell.
Eye Color: Brown,... just the way my baby likes em
Hair Color: Rusty Reddish
Height: 6'3
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right handed
Your Heritage: Irish, German, Choctaw
The Shoes You Wore Today: I prefer barefoot.... or my Chuck Taylors.
Your Weakness: Women that chew
Your Fears: bathing, soap, toothpaste, dentists, the government, revenuers, and .... THE CREATURES!
Your Perfect Pizza: Oppussom and Squirrel Sausage with a can of peaches
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: KILL THAT CRITTER!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: WTF? or Hey, boi.
Thoughts First Waking Up: Ooo,.. that was a wet one.
Your Best Physical Feature: my man boobs
Your Bedtime: when the moonshine kicks in
Your Most Missed Memory: playing with my mommies boobies!
Pepsi or Coke: I'm an RC Cola Man!
MacDonalds or Burger King: I'm a Moon Pie Man!
Single or Group Dates: Group, thers enough Crenshaw for all the ladies.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea,.. with some alcohol in it
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla,.. with some alcohol in it
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee.. with some alcohol in it
Do you Smoke: Yep,.. but Iprefer a nice cheekful of Skoal.
Do you Swear: I surely fucking do.
Do you Sing: Only in Church.
Do you Shower Daily: Is this a joke?
Have you Been in Love: yeah,... *sniff*... once
Do you want to go to College: i don't need no perty boys books and papers.
Do you want to get Married: no,.. why buy the cow when u can get the milk for free?
Do you belive in yourself: i surely do
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: hells yah. i'm all man. all 325 pounds of me
Are you a Health Freak: yeah,.. i try to eat a salad now and then
Do you get along with your Parents: why sure.
Do you like Thunderstorms: aww no,.. been hit by lightning twice already!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:&..39;
In the past month have you Smoked: yep
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope,.. only alcohol for me
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yep
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: a what?
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: mmm,.. oreos. i always keep a few in my beard.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: we just call it raw fish down here... and yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: yeah,.. i tried out for American Idol.
In the past month have you been Dumped: i never get dumped.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope,.. i never remove my clothing near water
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: just your heart
Ever been Drunk: ....?? duh.
Ever been called a Tease: yeah, back when i was a chippendales dancer
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: i'm not strong enough to pick up a whole shop
How do you want to Die: wrapped in the arms of a moonshine nightmare
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Old, Old Man Crenshaw
What country would you most like to Visit: Ireland, or maybe Disneyland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: as long as shes got both eyes
Favourite Hair Color: as long as she ain't bald
Short or Long Hair: as long as she ain't bald
Height: 3 feet tall, with a flat spot on her head
Weight: i like healthy girls
Best Clothing Style: preferably none
Number of Drugs I have taken: only alcohol and nicotine for me
Number of CDs I own: I don't own any cross dressers.. perverts.
Number of Piercings: only my left nipple
Number of Tattoos: i got a naked lady on my calf and a dancing frog on my ass.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: not killing Doc.
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Dis here iz ma pet skuirrel Gus.
aw,.. hell. ders cuzzin Burt. That sumbitch is kinda stupid. hes also crazeeir then a pet coon!

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