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Jordan ( IS FAT ) Hughes/Baker

I am here for Friends

About Me

You can't spell CRAP without RAP! I'm addicted to Porn and I masturbate constantly. But seriously folks, I'm just your normal average run of the mill type guy that turns into a super hero at the rip of a shirt.....well...maybe not, but it would be cool if I did! I LOVE flyfishing! I tie my own flies and can't wait for a chance to get out on the water. I also love horror movies....I just love being scared.....I don't care what you think, it really doesn't matter to me but I believe in ghosts and bigfoot and all sorts of paranormal stuff....but that is another story for another time. I don't really know what else to put on here so if you have any questions regarding anything or something that I don't know anything about be sure to ask! Or if you think I'm hot....that one, lol that one was funny lol but no seriously...SO ya, I was bored so I thought I would add some more to this here little thingy place on my profile...ok that's enough.

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My Interests

Fly fishing, music, drawing, sculpting, cooking, and other stuff....oh yeah...stuff....once again can't forget Bigfoot. Probability of killing, 57%

You have probably seen death. You watch too many horror flicks, play too much violent videogames, or probably exposed to death by where you live. or maybe you have lots of problems with enemies or have little self-esteem. The factors add up that you need to avoid situations or people that could push you to that point.

Are you capable of killing

I'd like to meet:

I wish this were pre-1997! I would love to have met Chris Farley before he died! Other than him; Hulk Hogan. And hot chicks that like fat guys! Can't forget Bigfoot.

Jordan's Random Movie Quote:

'Thank God for the rain to wash the trash off the sidewalk.'

- Travis Bickle, Taxi Driver

Music:

40 below summer, Black Market Hero, hatebreed, atreyu, taproot, ill nino, soul fly, johnny cash, merle haggard, korn, slipknot, failsafe, chasing the sphere, odis fucking baxter, another dead super model, coal chamber, as i lay dying, devil driver, the berzerker, candiria, e town concrete, stephen lynch, travis minor, gwar, shadows fall, lacuna coil, demon hunter, 36 crazy fists, zao, fear factory, chimaira, heaven shall burn, drowning pool, motograter, mushroomhead, sublime, all that remains, I hate emo and rap

Which fucked-up genius composer are you?
Nick Cave... dark and creepy. You're a bi-polar genius, with equal passion for the most degrading aspects of humanity, as well as the beauty & wonder of God and Heaven.
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Which HardxCore Band Are You?


Zao
You my friend love Metal! You Like to go to shows for the music and do some headbanging. Every once in a while you like to fuck shit up.
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Movies:

A River Runs Through It, Monster Squad, Of Mice and Men, the cutting edge, run ronnie run, night of the living dead, dawn of the dead, day of the dead, land of the dead, tommy boy, black sheep, airheads, the coneheads, beverly hills ninja, waynes world 1 and 2, almost heros, dirty work, 40 year old virgin, going greek, BASEket ball, orgasmo, team america: world police, down with love, shaun of the dead, man on fire, sasquatch, bigfoot, saquatch hunters (really shitty), the crow, children of the corn, interview with a vampire, bram stokers dracula, hearts in atlantis, it, monkey shines, forrest gump, orgasmo, summer school sluts 3
You Should Be a Film Writer
You don't just create compelling stories, you see them as clearly as a movie in your mind.
You have a knack for details and dialogue. You can really make a character come to life.
Chances are, you enjoy creating all types of stories. The joy is in the storytelling.
And nothing would please you more than millions of people seeing your story on the big screen! What Type of Writer Should You Be?
Hey! Take a look at my production company. Click it or die.

Television:

drawn together, ultimate fighter, mad tv, family guy, robot chicken, sealab 2021, aqua teen hunger force, A&E's In Search of Sasquatch

Books:

It, 'Salem's lot, A River Runs Through It, Jericho Falls, Odd Thomas, Different Seasons, Of Mice And Men, Hearts in Atlantis, Odd Thomas, Forever Odd, The Innocent Man

Heroes:

Chad Garvin,Graham Dunn, Chris Farley, Hulk Hogan, and Bigfoot.

My Blog

P.S. I Love You..

...Damn that movie. It was really good. I'm depressed. Hilary Swank is ugly.
Posted by Jordan ( IS FAT ) Hughes/Baker on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 10:16:00 PST

...If Richard Gere can do I can too...

I just made a doodie.........in my pants......... :)
Posted by Jordan ( IS FAT ) Hughes/Baker on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 09:48:00 PST

I bought a gerbil from a petting zoo.....

I have a belly button and it is good. Did you know that? Only I have a belly button, no one else does. People claim that they have one but, they won’t show it. That means they are liars and ...
Posted by Jordan ( IS FAT ) Hughes/Baker on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 05:52:00 PST

Crabs, the gift that keeps on giving!

Just thought I would get on here to say a few words. Been reading a few blogs and a couple were about the people these folks appreciated and expressed how they felt about them. I was lucky enough to...
Posted by Jordan ( IS FAT ) Hughes/Baker on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 01:30:00 PST

Remakes

The new Day of The Dead was awesome, except for the dialogue, story, and acting. This movie fucking sucked big hairy nuts! If you're a fan of the Romero dead movies then you'll probably agree with m...
Posted by Jordan ( IS FAT ) Hughes/Baker on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 02:04:00 PST

A Lesson Lived Is A Lesson Learned

Never stay logged in to anything, on any computer unless you want someone to type stupid shit in your blogs. I was going through my old ones and found where someone decided to add a few extra words.....
Posted by Jordan ( IS FAT ) Hughes/Baker on Sun, 10 Feb 2008 11:11:00 PST

I dont know

I don't know what to say, it's been a little while since I've posted on here. I'm fucking tired right now and I shouldn't be. What's everyone doing Saturday night, let's get people together to watch...
Posted by Jordan ( IS FAT ) Hughes/Baker on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 01:54:00 PST

:)

Jordan in Good mood.
Posted by Jordan ( IS FAT ) Hughes/Baker on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 02:52:00 PST

I’m 25...

....now, and I don't feel any different. Hopefully I'll get my car insurance knocked down asap! I guess that's the last thing to look forward to. Buy tobacco (18) buy alcohol (21) concealed weapons...
Posted by Jordan ( IS FAT ) Hughes/Baker on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 10:11:00 PST

I just....

....want to bang hot chicks. I'm bored and thought I would tell those that read these ramblings. I'm tired and have the late night giggles. I'm hungry but don't want to eat. I'm thirsty but need t...
Posted by Jordan ( IS FAT ) Hughes/Baker on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 12:18:00 PST