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Jet Jaguar

~ Kiss my shiny metal ass, Cruise!! ~ DAMN YOU, TOM CRUISE!!! DAMN YOUR BLACK, SCIENTOLOGIST HEART!!

About Me

Height:
6'4 - 200 feet.
Weight:
400lbs - 27,500 tons
Powers:
Flight, Android Strength, Piercing Light Vision, Capable of Altering Size, Photogenic Martial Arts Techniques, Possible Upgrades, Multiple Unknown Abilities.
My Story:
In 1973, inventor Goro Ibuki and his brother Rokuro built a robot to help around the house (I ain't no maid), but agents of the undersea kingdom of Seatopia (dicks) stole the robot, named Jet Jaguar (Me!) in order to use him to guide their monster Megalon (dick) in his attack upon the surface world. Goro and Rokuro did finally regain control of their robot, but not before Jet Jaguar had already lead Megalon close to Tokyo (My Bad). So in order to combat the monster cockroach, the Ibuki’s sent Jet Jaguar to Ogasawara Island to get Godzilla to fight Megalon. The robot followed his orders, and Godzilla was on his way, all be it slowly. Jet Jaguar soon returned and displayed an amazing new power, the ability to program himself to increase is own size in order to hold off Megalon until Godzilla got there (My deeply entrenched survival and spatial recognition programming was re-developed, allowing me to develop a plan to "survive" against Megalon). Jet Jaguar was holding his own against the Seatopian God (I know Karate, bitches! I see a move, I can do it!), until the space kaiju Gigan arrived from Nebula Space Hunter M to aid Megalon (those candy asses!). The robotic kaiju was now in big trouble (I was gettin the shit kicked outta me!), but Godzilla soon arrived and together with Jet Jaguar, were able to drive off Megalon and Gigan(a.k.a. kicking their ass!), saving Japan from its enemies(woo hooo! tag team, bitches!).

how jedi are you? :: by lawrie malen

My Future Film Endeavours


THE SUPERFRIENDS


Click the link banner below to go to an upstart production company a few of my friends run!

My Interests

Flying around, looking for kaiju to spar with, going to Easter Island, pissing on huge statues, fondling household appliances, breaking Gigan's arm, drinking, shining my head, illegally downloading death metal ...and porn through my wireless internet connection, ignoring my creator, communicating through a strange combination of robot sign language and air force signals!

I've stayed in pretty good shape since my heyday. I still keep my cage fighting skills sharp!

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet any giant kaiju monsters needing a "good guy" archrival or any sexy ladies with a thing for metal! Actually,.. I'd like to meet both in the same person!
also,... Godzilla hasn't answered any of my voice mails. I WANT MY LAWN MOWER BACK, YOU BUM! ALSO, PLEASE DO NOT ADD ME "JUST BECAUSE"! I TRY TO ACCEPT EVERY REQUEST, BUT BLANK, OVERLY DISTURBING, POINTLESS, OR JUST PLAIN LAME PROFILES WILL BE DENIED! Sorry.

DAMMIT! I WANT COOL FRIENDS!

BEHOLD!!
Quite possibly the coolest 24 beings in existence
I suggest YOU ADD THEM ALL!

Music:

Metal, Techno, and Hip Hop!
I especially love to dance, dance, dance!
And yes... I like the do "The Robot"!

Movies:


Jet Jaguar vs. Megalon, Jet Jaguar 3000, Jet Jaguar Returns, Jet Jaguar and the Lusty Robo-Vixens from planet XXX, Jet Jaguar vs. Random Giant Kaiju I - XX, muhahahaha!!!
READ MY BLOG FOR POSSIBLE FUTURE FILM ENDEAVOURS!!

Television:

well,.. I don't watch much TV, but I'm currently talkin to some execs to launch JET JAGUAR: The Animated Series!! Wooo hooo!! I rule.

Heroes:

Bruce Lee, Bender, Chuck Norris, Ernest Hemingway, The Tin Man

My Blog

Jet Jaguar Caption Contest

ok,.. my friends list has been pretty kiss for quite a long time, but with so many people workin so damn hard to be cool by association, i gotta be fair and give EVERYBODY a chance to be on my main pa...
Posted by Jet Jaguar on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 05:11:00 PST

possible return to the big screen

Wanna see my new movie poster? Its' right below, people. The film is only in pre-production right now. Got major budget problems. Call me crazy, but I really don't think Cruise will ...
Posted by Jet Jaguar on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 07:05:00 PST

(reality byte)

Breaking character for this statement. I HATE breaking character! Godzilla vs. King Kong was the first movie I ever saw on home VHS. My parents bought it for me the same night we got our first VC...
Posted by Jet Jaguar on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 12:46:00 PST

Lost Glory... *sigh*

Recently, a myspace buddy of mine dropped this comment: Ya know.... I was looking at some Godzilla stuff, and I realized, you are very very misrepresented. All the other monsters have quite a few acti...
Posted by Jet Jaguar on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 05:54:00 PST