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WOOFIE

About Me

MY NAME IS RALPH, BUT MY FRIENDS CALL ME "WOOFIE." I HAVE CONTROL ISSUES. I LIKE TO MEET HUMANS ON AN INDIVIDUAL BASIS....PREFERRABLY THOSE WHO LIKE A RUNNING WORKOUT. I LIKE TO PLAY "HIDE & SEEK" AND "BITE ME" WHEN THE MOON IS FULL. I'M UNBEATABLE AT "TWISTER"...LEFT HAND RED, RIGHT PAW GREEN, FANGS IN YOU. HEH HEH...I HAVE ISOLATION PROBLEMS AND A TENDANCY TO RUNAWAY FROM CONFRONTATION. SPORT DRINKS LEAVE ME THIRSTY WHEN CREEPIN THE PARKS AND DARK AREAS AT NIGHT; I'M A HEALTH NUT WHO ENJOYS "FRESH JUICERS" MADE FROM NEW FRIENDS. ALSO MOVED FROM NEW YORK TO NEW MEXICO....LUNAR REASONS.MY TRANSITION IS MORE FIERCE THAN THE HUMAN MOVIES. I ALSO DIG GREAT DANE FEMALES. SINCE I HAVE RELAPSED...THERE ARE TIMES WHEN I BLACK OUT. NO SUPPORT GROUPS FOR THIS YET.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

SLOW HUMANS THAT ARE RICH IN IRON. HUMANS WHO LIKE TO TRIP WHEN CHASED! HAHAHA... WOMEN IN HEELS AND MEN WHO LIKE A CHALLENGE. ANYONE WHO CAN SCRATCH THE PERFECT SPOT BEHIND MY EARS! GGGRRRRRRRRRR...IT'LL MAKE MY HAIR STAND UP! "NIGHT LIFE PEOPLE" WHO ARE HARD CORE AND JAM, STAY UP ALL NIGHT AND DREAM TO INDULGE IN A NIGHT WITH THE BEAST ARE COOL IN MY BOOK!

My Blog

FANG HYGIENE??

Woofie has insecurity with people and fangs.  Recommended to use Altoids.  I try to use bark and people to keep my mouth sharp, fresh and clean.  You have ideas for Woofie to keep teeth...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 22:36:00 GMT

BLACK OUTS

Woofie does not remember what happened to therapist who was helping Woofie with anger issues.  Therapist gave me a Bloody Mary to calm Woofie down.  I blacked out and now therapist...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 20:34:00 GMT

NEED HAIR SECRETS

Woofie has too many split ends and rough fur.  Please share hair secrets.  Woofie wants soft manageable fur for petting.  I   want fur to be shiny and smell good.
Posted by on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 20:25:00 GMT

SPERM DONOR

When the moon is full and my blood is raging, those are the times I feel the loneliest.  With a couple howls, some fang lickin and tugs with Woofie, you can have your very own...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 08:20:00 GMT

PLASMATICALLY CHALLENGED

With my current condition.....Woofie needs help.  Make an appointment to assist me with your plasma.  I will ensure that you do not have pain...for long.  Heh heh...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 22:55:00 GMT