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Randy Ankarlo

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About Me

Im Randy Ankarlo, I'm very Funny!. I do stand-up comedy around, its a blst! i love to hang out! i love people so dont be afriad to add or talk to me! i love being around people, and just talking for hours!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Randy Ankarlo
Birthday: December 15, 1987
Birthplace: Grand Junction aka Hell, colorado
Current Location: a couch in duluth minnesota
Eye Color: i like to say hazel
Hair Color: dark brown
Height: eh 5 4 and a 1/2
Right Handed or Left Handed: both!
Your Heritage: half swedish half mexican! swedican!
The Shoes You Wore Today: etnies, theyre my shoes
Your Weakness: boots with the fur
Your Fears: snakes spiders and sharks!
Your Perfect Pizza: i like all pizza!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: pass college, and get to go on tour
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: i dont use those
Thoughts First Waking Up: hoh man, im late! i swear dude every morning!
Your Best Physical Feature: i have none!
Your Bedtime: 8 pm! i have a strict nighttime policy!
Your Most Missed Memory: Grand junction friends!
Pepsi or Coke: Always coca-cola yeah!
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK
Single or Group Dates: Single, i love single dates with a girl, single makes it sound like im on a date by myself!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate! definately
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee! lets just have coffee and sit and talk for hours!
Do you Smoke: i do not! but i do second hand smoke! on accident, i have to breath
Do you Swear: i dont! usually, okay sometimes i do!
Do you Sing: not often and not well but yes
Do you Shower Daily: yes! i have to!
Have you Been in Love: i have not, i dont think! want to be the first!?
Do you want to go to College: im in college! and its alright
Do you want to get Married: I DO!
Do you belive in yourself: i do believe in myself, most of the time!
Do you get Motion Sickness: i dont.
Do you think you are Attractive: yeah, id like to think so.
Are you a Health Freak: nope!
Do you get along with your Parents: yes! all four of them!
Do you like Thunderstorms: i love them! lets cuddle and watch a thunderstorm all day!
Do you play an Instrument: i play guitar!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: i havent
In the past month have you Smoked: noope!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: i have not!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope sadly want to?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: actually no weird
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope! i want some oreos tho
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: heh no
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes like 100 times!
In the past month have you been Dumped: i havent even been rejected
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: its far to cold outside for that
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: i have stolen something i think
Ever been Drunk: heh
Ever been called a Tease: yes every day
Ever been Beaten up: nope im randy ankarlo!
Ever Shoplifted: i dont want to talk about it
How do you want to Die: is this a threat, i want to go out in style! id like to die by maybe being eaten by a pig! or maybe a dinosaur!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a comedian or a therapist you decide!
What country would you most like to Visit: Where ever lets do it!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue!
Favourite Hair Color: Blonde i think
Short or Long Hair: long, but short is cool to!
Height: eh what ever, girls like guys to be taller so i guess shorter?
Weight: any weight not like 2 pounds tho!
Best Clothing Style: oh man i like them all! boots with the fur though!
Number of Drugs I have taken: eh 3456
Number of CDs I own: lots! like 39443592384329674586734532
Number of Tattoos: i have none but id like some!
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 0! learn
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My Interests

Really i like girls! uh stand-up of course, The Minnesota Vikings are a big part of my life. I watch them EVERY game they play. COME TO MY SHOWS

I'd like to meet:

A really awesome gril!

Music:

i love music

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Movies:

Ilove comedies and romance! heh okay jaykay! i like acton movies

Television:

i will watch tv when im on there haha no i like MNF and Sunday football and baseball everybody loves raymond. Hes a big fan of mine.

Books:

I dont read often. i have no patience for books dont get me wrong ill read when i need to or bored or like a book, im a very intellectual person, TALK TO ME!

Heroes:

Superman. also Matt hughes that a tough mother... Tim sylvia. stand-up comedians, anyone funny is awesome.

My Blog

gay guys

I don't get to hang out with the ladies ever, the only time i got to hang out with a girl is when i told her i was gay! shes like lets go shopping! But im not sure gay guys really exist. whens the las...
Posted by Randy Ankarlo on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 07:01:00 PST

I have a drinking problem!

I drink way to much dr. pepper! way to much! But Im kinda pissed because the other day i Had a Dr. Pepper and i could only taste 22 flavors!   Ahh Dr. pepper humor so effing funny!...
Posted by Randy Ankarlo on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 12:17:00 PST

If you dont send this to 20 people you’ll...nothing will happen!

I hate that chain letters have upgraded to cell phones! If you hate getting chain letters do what i do. When somebody sends you a text that says "Send this to 20 people or you will have bad luck for 1...
Posted by Randy Ankarlo on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:41:00 PST

rawr

I was watching a fight on ufc the other day, and diego sanchez won the fight, and in the post fight interview he was like "I couldnt of done it without god on my side!" If i was the guy who lost Id be...
Posted by Randy Ankarlo on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 01:20:00 PST

I GO TO A COMMUNITY COLLEGE

I go to a community college. I feel like community colleges are like the special ed. colleges. The teachers are embarrsed to to teach there, they never admit it. But we have some weird classes, There...
Posted by Randy Ankarlo on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 11:17:00 PST

If i ever do have a kid...

If I ever do have a kid, i have the perfectname lined up! I hope its a girl her name will be crystal meth! Because you know in school when the cops come and theyre like KIDS DRUGS ARE BAD! Stay away ...
Posted by Randy Ankarlo on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 09:46:00 PST

whats up with bullitins and insulting people!

..> whats up wth insulting people through bullitins these days its weird! Its like these people are saying I hate you and i want my myspace friends to know about it! I dont understand. Nowadays th...
Posted by Randy Ankarlo on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 10:18:00 PST

Vampires won’t kill for the money!

Hollywood is lying to us folks, im sorry. This just in! Vampires are actually very nice! I ran into a redneck vampire at wal-mart, (Or a drunk guy,im investigating) But i found out some interesting fa...
Posted by Randy Ankarlo on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 12:24:00 PST

I Hate everything about relationships!

And im not even in one. But i hate that when ladies are like Om my god, mason is everything, I DONT KNOW WHAT ID DO WITH OUT HIM! i hate that line, ill tell you what youd do with out him you would pro...
Posted by Randy Ankarlo on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 11:23:00 PST

My apartment

I love where i live. We have or own drug dealer right next door! This sketchy neighbor of ours has about two teeth. And hes like watch out for sketchy neighbors! im gonna repeat that my sketchy neighb...
Posted by Randy Ankarlo on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 10:52:00 PST