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Eric

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About Me

Eric (Air Ick) noun.

Definition:
1. Humanoid creature that attacks its prey with a deadly mixture of bad jokes and sarcasim.
2. Super cool dude.

Species: Human, male

Habitat: Can be seen freezing his ass off in Duluth, MN.

Dietary needs: Food. Primarily good food. Sometimes dead food. Good, dead food... and milk....

Activities: Ususally can be seen doing stuff, but occasionally will try things. The observed ratio of this behavior has been 60% stuff, 40% things.

Interests: Many.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Aliens. Not the illegal kind, but the kind from other planets.

Also, in no particular order, any of the following:

Micheal J. Fox, Dane Cook, Bill Maher, a cuttlefish, Barrack Obama, Al Gore
John F. Kennedy, John Lennon, a sloth, Albert Einstien, a meerkat, Christopher Walken, Christopher Loyd,
Scott Bakula, Bill Clinton, Rudy Guilliani, John McCain, Sadaam Hussien, a capybara, an aye-aye
Aristotle, Tycho Brahe, Charles Darwin, Johannes Kepler, The Devil and/or God, Myself, Ann Coulter, George W. Bush, Salvador Dali, Bill O'Reilly, John Stewart, Stephen Colbert, Galileo Galilei, Mitch Hedberg

The Best Myspace Survey
* . . About You . . *
Eye Color:: Blue
Hair Color:: Brown
Height:: 5' 11''
Favorite Color:: red and/or black
Screen Name:: Eric
Favorite Band:: I'll listen to anything ... how about Seether
Favorite Movie:: Back to the Future
Favorite Show:: Law and Order
Your Car:: Dodge Neon
Your Hometown:: Duluth, MN .... AKA: Icy Hell
Your Present Town:: Icy Hell
Your Crushes First Name:: ... Jessica Rabbit?
Your Grade:: I give myself a B+ on this survey so far ... :)
Your Style:: .... is smartassical a word ...
* . . Have You Ever . . *
Sat on your rooftop?: Nope, it wasn't my rooftop
Kissed someone in the rain?: No
Danced in a public place?: Moshing is a form of dance, so sure
Smiled for no reason?: Sure
Laughed so hard you cried?: Yeah
Peed your pants after age 8?: Negative
Written a song?: Yes
Sang to someone for no reason?: No
Performed on a stage?: Yes
Talked to someone you don't know?: Yes ... I'm such a rebel
Gone out of your way to befriend someone?: I guess
Made out in a theatre?: Negative
Gone roller skating since 8th grade?: Probably
Been in love?: Yeah, once I suppose
* . . Who was the last person to . . *
Say HI to you?: Ed
Tell you, I love you?: ..... possibly Ed ... creepy
Kiss you?: ..... not Ed ... I swear
Hug you?: I'm not much of a hugger so I don't recall
Tell you BYE?: Kari, I think
Write you a note?: Possibly Katelynn or Alyssa
Take your photo?: My brother
Call your cell phone?: Ed
Buy you something?: McCort bought me a drink awhile back
Go with you to the movies?: Ed, Kyle, Mike
Sing to you?: Nobody
Write a poem about you?: Nobody
Text message you?: Nikki
Touch you?: ohh, let's leave this one a mystery...muhaha
* . . What's the last . . *
Time you laughed?: A couple hours
Time you cried?: If this survey doesn't end soon, I'll cry now
Movie you watched?: Cannibal: The Musical (very good movie)
Joke you told?: Oh I've told a lot of them, but not all that funny
Song you've sang?: I don't sing
Time you've looked at the clock?: Thanks for reminding about the time I'm wasting
Drink you've had?: Water Moccasin
Number you've dialed?: Ed
Book you've read?: What the Bleep Do We Know...not finished
Food you've eaten?: pizza
Flavor of gum chewed?: gum flavored...I don't know
Shoes you've worn?: Doc Martens
Store you've been in?: Pizza Luce
Thing you've said?: Gum has flavors?
* . . Can You . . *
Write with both hands?: Nope, right handed
Whistle?: Yeah
Blow a bubble?: With the aid of chewing gum
Roll your tounge in a circle?: Yeah
Cross your eyes?: Affirmative
Touch your tounge to your nose?: Yup
Dance?: Badly
Gleek?: No, never really tried though
Stay up a whole night without sleep?: Yeah
Speak a different language?: Oui
Impersonate someone?: No
Prank call people?: I just don't see the point
Make a card pyramid?: Yes
Cook anything?: Affirmative
* . . Finish The Line . . *
If i were a ...: smarter man, I wouldn't have taken this survey
I wish ...: I didn't waste my time on this survey
So many people don't know that ...: Grover Cleveland was the 24th President
I am ...: 99% human, 1% clothing
My heart is ...: red I would imagine

My Blog

Whatever happened to politics

So my guess is that at most 4 to 5 people will realize that I wrote a blog.  Out of this, perhaps 2 or 3 will read the title and still click on it.  Out of this they will come to this page a...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 21:57:00 GMT

Whatever happened to stand up comedy

Yeah, so I haven't written a blog in a long while.  Though my blogs are almost exclusively about stupid pointless things, I thought I should take just mention that I went to Dublinn's tonight and...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 20:58:00 GMT

Whatever happened to thinking

Whatever happened to thinking So I came across a message that has been going around Myspace and the internet lately: No Gas.... On May 15th 2007Don't pump gas on May 15th 2007In April 1997, There...
Posted by on Tue, 15 May 2007 13:40:00 GMT

What's the deal with account hacking

So to vent my anger after being hacked into recently (I believe the correct term is "phished" if I'm not mistaken)  I have decided to address my unseen attackers in blog form. I had noticed sever...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 09:51:00 GMT

What's the deal with pets?

Got to find a way to kill some time, but I'll try to make this quick.... What's the deal with pets? So my roommate (Ed in case you've never heard of him) is going to be getting a dog in awhi...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 20:42:00 GMT

What's the deal with toothpaste?

Please forgive me for stealing a line from Jerry Seinfeld, but I felt it was appropriate in order for me to ask.... What's the deal with toothpaste? So a few days ago I go to the store and I happened ...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 21:05:00 GMT

Whatever happened to...Life

Three months.  Yes, it has been over three months since I have written a pointless blog that fewer than 10 people will read.  It's a definite cause for concern, but fear not noble viewers fo...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 20:44:00 GMT

WTF...Quickies

For those having a bad day, or fed up with work/school....or for anyone looking to kill 10 minutes of their day, I have compiled some websites that just might have you say... W. T. F. Geez, it's not a...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 20:03:00 GMT

Whatever happened to...

To quote Russel Casse (portrayed by esteemed actor Randy Quaid) from Independence Day, "Hello boys, I'mmmmmm baaaaack!" Yes, it has been far too long since my last blog and I hope that...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 20:41:00 GMT

What if ... quickies

What if.... What if the guy who was trying to discover the correct formula for asprin got a headache. What if they had alphabet soup in China.  The guy who has to make those letters must hate his...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 17:30:00 GMT