HI VINCE FROM SHAM-WOW |
I knew that Sham Wow guy was on something I'd been saying it in my shows for awhile. He looks like he's lived a hard life. Like he'd been on some major drugs for half his life. And somehow perc...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Mar 2009 21:36:00 GMT |
2008 College Football Predictions |
Ok I had a blog on this last year and didn't do so well. But this is my prediction of what the AP top 25 College Football Poll will look like after the final confrence champio...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Aug 2008 20:40:00 GMT |
Last Comic Standing |
People wanted to know how last comic standing worked. I never tried out for it before because I thought it was gay and I never really wanted to be famous for being on a realit...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 18:36:00 GMT |
Turner And Who? |
These are a bunch of ideas I had for awhile but never really turned then into complete jokes.
If merry-wanna (pot) is ever mad legal but other drungs are not. And you d...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 22:00:00 GMT |
Look Away |
I remember people getting mad at Ice T for his song "Cop killer" saying it promoted violence against police. But nobody ever got mad at Eric Clapton when he sang the son...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 16:56:00 GMT |
Rich People Will Never Know |
Rich people will never know what it is like to go through things poor people have to. Like to go onto Craigslist and find that perfect item you were looking for. Like a 9...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 16:25:00 GMT |
I’d Rather Be... |
Saw a guy today in front of me stopped at a red light driving a Dodge Dakota or something. He had a sign around his liscense plate that said "I'd rather be mountain bikin...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 01:43:00 GMT |
What? Naming A Star. |
There is no point to naming a star after somebody. Some people think it is cool or really nice. It may be a nice gesture but there is no point to it. Because you c...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 20:07:00 GMT |
I Write Jokes |
I write jokes when I'm straight to make you laugh when your high. That's how my act works. It's very difficult, very difficult to do it the other way around it's just to hard. To wri...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 18:26:00 GMT |
Smoking weed with a Senator |
I smoked weed with a United States Senator. I'm not telling you this to brag or to defame the Senator who I actually like. Plus most of what I'm about to say may not be true (I put that i...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 22:04:00 GMT |
