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David Beck

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Layout by NetNaxThe basics, Full time stand-up comedian. I travel 40-45 weeks a year. You can also get more information, more pictures & my full show schedule on my website. :) www.verbalstuntman.com

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Any salesman or owner of a Chevrolet dealership that will let me test drive a 2006 Corvette ZO-6, and say "It's supposed to do 0-60 in 3.7 seconds, Prove it!"Don Shula, Jim Carrey, Dan Marino, Jim Wangers, Military Veterans, If I could go back in time: Zora Arkus Duntov, Bill Mitchell, and John Delorean.

My Blog

You light up my life!

Oh, CFL bulbs how I love thee, let me count the ways&Well if you dont love them you better, because the Government has now banned the incandescent light bulb. The phase-out of incandescent light is t...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Apr 2009 06:41:00 GMT

Earth Day

I just want to wish everyone a Happy Earth Day! I hope you found a good way to celebrate it. However Im guessing cookouts are out of the question&I have yet to see a solar or wind powered grill. Sush...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Apr 2009 11:19:00 GMT

School Choice, Not if your poor

This just in...If you are in the D.C. area and you are not rich, and have your kids in one of the many sub-standard public schools, and you want to put your kids in the same private school as Obama's ...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Mar 2009 13:27:00 GMT

Change, had enough???

Wow, It's been 50 days, and already I'm sick of change, and the era of responsibility and transparency. Is spending 3 Trillion responsible? Did anyone read any of the bills Obama has signed? and did h...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Mar 2009 13:04:00 GMT

Stimulus, whether you like it or not

You need stimulus whether you like it or not.Obama has been elected; he is now the President of the United States. So why is he still campaigning? All I hear is more of the same rhetoric that I heard ...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Feb 2009 22:00:00 GMT

Mr. President Elect.

Congratulations President Elect Obama. On being the first African American President in US history, it is an historic accomplishment you and your family and millions should be proud of. I myself did ...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Nov 2008 16:18:00 GMT

Tea Party??

We have reverted back to the 1700's. We are slave to a Government and subject to taxation without representation, only this time it's from our own Government! We were told for months about the slowing...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Oct 2008 18:31:00 GMT

WANTED

Wanted, I don't go to the movies very often, but I figured yesterday was my birthday, and I'm out on the road, it would be something fun to do. I took the advice of a couple friends, and went to go se...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Jul 2008 07:25:00 GMT

The magical November

The magic of November I can't wait till this coming November. The world is going to be a different place. Of course I'm talking about the pending election of the President of the United States.  ...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Jun 2008 15:52:00 GMT

WOW! Fans are important!!

Before this past weekend, I had only seen NHRA drag racing on TV as I was flipping past one of the ESPN channels at night. I never thought much of it. Well I do now! This past weekend I was invited to...
Posted by on Tue, 06 May 2008 09:07:00 GMT