My New Year's Resolutions.XOXOXOXOXOXOXO1. To leave any bitterness or heartache from 2006 behind and to do more with ketchup.I DON'T think that everybody needs to be in love with me, in order for me to be happy. I DO think that being squirted with ketchup and mustard then sprinkled with diced onions, smeared with pickle relish, then layed gently into a warm, soft, inviting hot dog bun, would be nice.2. To love my friends sweeter and spend less time thinking about what you can do with condiments.What if ketchup meant love in hotdog land? What if mustard was prosperity? I wonder, if a kind and helpful stranger offered to smear you with a condiment, which condiment would you choose and what would be it's special hotdog meaning?3. To establish a new awareness of success and happiness and to do more with ketchup.WWW.TEAMTAMMYTODD.COM WEBSITE!
I'd like to meet:
FRIENDS ONLY unless you do windows and laundry. I'd love to connect with people with different opinions and creeds from my own.Every month, I scour the earth, for an international video. Comedy or music, it does not matter. Humor and the universal connection of music are alive and well, in every corner of the world. Come back, now and then, and check out what I found!
Music:
David Hasselhoff, William Shatner, Jerry Springer in his country days
Movies:
None. I just like slideshows.
Television:
Anything with Rush Limbaugh, FOX News, Re-runs of Baywatch
Books:
How to Get the Most Out of a Treaty With a White Man, How To Build An Ivory Tower, Big Boobies and You.
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"Apache Tears, Tales Of An Assimilated Native"
written by Tammy Todd
Summer 2008.
Heroes:
My all time favorite heroes are CAPTAIN AMERICA - Super hero, ASHLEE SIMPSON - Super Sister, NICOLE RICHIE - Super big sun glasses and of course, I admire MYSELF, "America's Next Sweetheart" - Super Sweet!For hours of fun, click the gem. Sorry, Native Brothers and Sisters, turqoise is not available. See Tammy in the heart of your favorite gemstone! She will capture your heart with her comedic talent and cuteness!
