bunz AKA PoopyButt - ProfilesArchive

About Me

MyGen Profile GeneratorMy name is bunz. I hate everybody. I am usually pissed off, but i can be because i'm beautiful. I know you're jealous.
A Survey for Pets!
What type of pet are you? i am a beautiful kitty.
What is your name? Bunz
What kind of pet food do you eat? I eat Deli-Cat. and bugs.
What is your favorite treat? I don't like treats... I'm too picky.
What is the first ingredient in your cat food? Cat Food.
Yes or No
Are you neutered? ... I don't want to remember that...
Are you a social animal? no way, i hate everyone.
Are you a rescued pet? kind of. I was in 2 other houses before my mommy found me. I wish she had just sent me to the shelter so someone else could have picked me up, because i hate her.
Are you overweight? I am pleasantly plump.
Do you like warm milk? i dont like milk.
Do you like naps? I take them daily. mostly all day.
Do you live with other animals? i live with a dog. i hate him.
Do you like car rides? no, i certainly do not.
Do you like to swim? absolutely not! the water ruins my silky fur.
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My Interests

licking myself, laying around, grumbling, growling, hitting people, pooping, sleeping, peeing on things that are not in my litter box, being angry, being lazy, drinking out of the tub, bothering people in the middle of the night, running around like a maniac

I'd like to meet:

nobody. stay away or i'll hit you.

Music:

the sound of my own voice, the dog barking at me

Movies:

my favorite movie is Armageddon, because everybody dies.

Television:

QVC and whatever mom is watching

Books:

I read everything ever written because i am immensely smart.

Heroes:

Steve Austin

My Blog

poopy kitty update

ah, to be the prettiest kitty in the world.my mom hasn't been around much lately, so it's been very nice and quiet around the house. Although the quarrells between the dog and I are very excitin...
Posted by bunz AKA PoopyButt on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 09:08:00 PST

i love halloween

Halloween is my favorite holiday, and i'm sad that it's over.I love halloween because i get to watch lots of horror movies where people are killed and/or beaten senselessly. I love those parts.&...
Posted by bunz AKA PoopyButt on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 02:05:00 PST

A-Z of what I hate

things i love to hateA - all things. B - bathing done by anyone but me. C - chrissy. (my mom) D - Dogs. Especially the one Downstairs. E - Everyone and everything. F - friskies. ew....
Posted by bunz AKA PoopyButt on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 03:17:00 PST

it's over.

My mom bought this crap that makes me stop peeing on the bed.that bitch.It used to be such a thrill to have her come home late at night, tired and weary from a long day of doing wha...
Posted by bunz AKA PoopyButt on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 08:47:00 PST

Angry.

I think it's so awesome when i piss people off.I love to make noise while everyone is sleeping. that's like, my favorite thing to do. Now, I don't particularly care for the taste but licki...
Posted by bunz AKA PoopyButt on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 12:42:00 PST

i hate my mommy

I think it is so awesome when my mommy comes home.Why?Because I get to pee on her bed before she sleeps in it. Then she has to take all the sheets and covers off and wash them again the next day. ...
Posted by bunz AKA PoopyButt on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 11:58:00 PST