well, to start, i am the coolest mfr you will ever meet. and i ain't NOBODY's pet! better believe that! i only add cats... and some really cool dogs every once in awhile. the stupid humans who have infiltrated my friend list are my indentured servants.
this is what i'm workin' with, ladies!:
i was born somewhere in 1995, which makes me 11 this year in human years. that's the story.
i used to roll with a gang, but after some downtown bidness i got locked up. i stayed in that joint for 8 years! then some idiots came and adopted me. my gang name was "sketchy." when it came time to lay low for awhile, i chose the pseudonym "strong-bad." fits me perfectly. i still got a posse i cruise with, though. we roll like nobody's business.
i like womyn (shout out to elefanto) and sleeping. i eat, roll around in the dirt, chase moths, and you know, be cool. sometimes when enough birdseed falls from the feeders i use it as a sandbox and make forts. you can often find me chillin' out under vehicles in the shade. i am very popular with the ladies, but i am sure you didn't need me to tell you that...
i used to live indoors, but i was too wild for that captive lifestyle. i ain't domesticatable... domestacizable... whateva... now those three sellouts smokey, felix, and bastet be all up in that prison alone, watching me frolic from the inside. i peed and laid turds everywhere in order to tell those stupid humans "strong-bad ain't designed for no lamsy-pamsy-doodle-daly-shit." i'm part bobcat, bitch!
my stupid human servants cut my fur for the summer. usually my mane is in full-effect, but i guess they just can't handle my manliness year-round. always tryin' to keep me down...
ladies, send me mail. let's get together on the strong-bad tip. fellas, if you're cool enough to hang with me and the posse, hit me up.
CONSTANTLY ON THE PROWL:
MyGen
Profile Generator
