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Gordo

Lord and Master

About Me

I am a Cheshire kind of guy. I enjoy the indoors mainly, sometimes I like to sneak into the outside hall while the human retrieves the mail. I love to sit in windows where I can watch the birds and bugs, I LOVE to play fetch, I am a real good hunter, but i prefer play mice, I chew off their tails as soon as I get them, and i try to bathe them in my free time. I also like to play tag and hide-and-go-pounce, or a good game of scare-the-human. Feel free to hit me up or request my friendship! Us felines got to stick together in this crazy human world. ^..^

My Interests



Playing fetch, Litterbox maintenance and upkeep, sleeping, mouse hockey, food, exploring, staring under the fridge for hours at all my lost mice, playing in my houses made of big boxes, playing in boxes not ment for me, laying and shedding on clean clothes, sitting in laps, backs, necks and feet, eating treats, finding tall places to sit, watching the bathtub drip, world domination, trying to sneak into the bedroom closet without being noticed, beating up my stuffed animals and pulling their eyes out...

I'd like to meet:

Cheetara, Some fluffy-furred females up for a good neutered time. And some like minded bad-asses down for some wrestling or maybe just some good old fasion plotting against the humans.

Music:

I like everything but country

Movies:

I don't bother...

Television:

I have better things to do

Books:

i love haiku

I'm not digging in
The carpet; I am exploring
My Inner Kitten.

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Biff! Crash! I boune off
The walls. I'm not crazy, I'm
Self-actualized.

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I know I look odd
When I lie on my back, but
Guess what: you do too.

Heroes:

Lion-O Lord of the Thundercats Guided by the spirit of Jaga Keeper of the Sword of Omens,

My Blog

It's been a while...

Hello my internet friends! I haven't been on in a while for a few reasons, the main one being my human's computer is pretty cruddy and doesn't let me look at all you sweet females and cool dudes profi...
Posted by Gordo on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 06:02:00 PST

what a weekend

  My human went away for the whole weekend So you know what that means.... I can't get into too much detail because my human might read my blog and I'll end up getting in trouble since ...
Posted by Gordo on Tue, 30 May 2006 01:11:00 PST

Driving the human nuts.

I've been really full of it lately, It's great! I think I'm making my human lose her mind. Just today i managed to make a bed out of the handmade wool cloak she just finished making. boy was she ...
Posted by Gordo on Mon, 15 May 2006 11:47:00 PST

Guess what my human got me!

  A new pet!!   I've never had a fish I couldn't eat before, I haven't decided if I will eat him, but I named him Dinner none the less. My human figured out a way to keep my paws out o...
Posted by Gordo on Mon, 08 May 2006 09:44:00 PST

My ottoman is on it's death bed

  I have been fearing this for a while, now it's a reality... My ottoman is on it's way out, not by my choice, but momma ain't diggin the stuffing all over her carpet... I don't get it, I love my...
Posted by Gordo on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 09:35:00 PST

Stupid humans...

Well, here goes nothing, this blog thing seems kind of dumb, but I need to vent, my pathetic human's been a bit of a hermit lately and has practically no one over, so i don't even get any kind of cont...
Posted by Gordo on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 10:57:00 PST