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Hairless Wonder

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me


You're Most Like The Season ... NO wait! Hold it!
You're not like a season at all! You're a
psycho... You need a new season created just
for you. You either answered wildly to be different, or you
truly are a 'special case'. Independant -
maybe, Intelligent - somewhat. Weird and wacky
- most certainly. A nut case, a fruit cake, the joker, the insane
lunatic :) However be careful or you may get
locked up.Well Done... You're not at home in any of the
seasons, you creat your own.
?? Which Season Are You ??
brought to you by Quizilla Yeah, about me… So I’m a cat, you’ve probably noticed. My owners are assholes, that’s why I have this wannabe USMC haircut. Something about allergies whatever the hell those are. I’m arrogant, rude, condescending and I dispense with my affection only when I deem it in my favor. But I’m really an ok kinda tom. People can’t resist me. Honest! They look at me and coo and talk baby talk and do this weird thing with their fingers, I guess they think I’ll actually walk over to them just so they can have the honor of petting me. Sheesh, you want me to purr then you gotta work a little for it.

My Interests

Clawing antique furniture, munching on ferns, Sitting on the newspaper while it's being read, Eatting and sleeping, hunting mice and birds and releasing them in the house (you gotta see the humans yell and run around, frickin funny stuff!)

I'd like to meet:

Any hot little Kitties and cool Toms

Music:

I have this 4 disk compilation of Fave cat tunes, best ones are Persian in Heat, and Ode de Can’opener.

Television:

Animal Planet, Discovery channel, history channel but only when they're doing a thing on Egypitans, those people rocked! Gotta love cat worshippers!

Books:

Good to sleep on

Heroes:

I am my own hero!

My Blog

Dis here kat predict death,whoa...

Cat seems to foretell deathsNursing home staff says pet goes to dying patientsBy RAY HENRYASSOCIATED PRESS PROVIDENCE, R.I. -- Oscar the cat seems to have an uncanny knack for predicting when nursing...
Posted by Hairless Wonder on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 09:30:00 PST

some funnies ta perk yer day up o bit

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children... "You all have obsessions," he observed. To the first mother, he said, "You are obsessed with e...
Posted by Hairless Wonder on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 12:11:00 PST

2 Minutes To Midnight Rescue!!!

Link to 2 Minutes to Midnight page Feel free ta add these folks as what dare doin isa good thing! So fer all yous not familiar wit dem, deys is a Animal Rescue organization located in d...
Posted by Hairless Wonder on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My typical week

Monday - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of ...
Posted by Hairless Wonder on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST