MISSY MAMBOZILLA - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I'm a cute and furry solid black tyrannosaurus kitty and you love me. I have a long fluffy tail and the eyes the color of chatruese. I like tuna and chicken and being fed from under the table. I also like smoking crack. The burly Mexican man down the street delivers my rock to me on Tuesdays at noon. If you like smoking crack too, you can come over, only if you bring me catnip. But you have to leave by 3. That's when THEY get home. I can also read your mind and tell you your mother's maiden name. I like my head being scratched and going out to the fire escape. My enemy is the evil lord only know as The Dirt Devil. He has the power to suck out your soul. I've been on the big screen in a horror film where I get to attack the lead actress. I'm also featured in catster.com www.catster.com/?122813 Come by and give me a treat! Meow!I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.1

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Super Magic Winged Black Kitty!

I'm also looking for hot guys to get downtown with. You know what I mean.. You must be young, fertile, healthy, damn sexy, not neutered, all black, no previous childrens, single, gots moves and shakes, hipcats, able to party hard, 36 hour coke-binges, that's right, a nice pad- the bigger the better, cool owners who also like to party- not necessarily coke but drinking's okay, cash in the bank, laid back, yeah...

My Blog

Purr-vey

A Survey for Pets!What type of pet are you?Purr-incess!What is your name?Missy MambozillaWhat other nicknames do you have?Missy, Loki, MamboWhat is your favorite treat?People-food!What would your owne...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 22:51:00 GMT

Our surveys should be purrs instead of hisses

1. What does your MySpace headline mean?: It was a song title my human fell in love with. 2. Elaborate on your default photo: me not being amused by human's camerawork...thinking about blood again.....
Posted by on Wed, 03 May 2006 01:31:00 GMT

Waiting.

I've been waiting now for a month and a half for my grand debut on the internet; one that will surely skyrocket my bad-ass kitty self and her aspiring solo rap career to the top of the charts.Althoug...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 01:26:00 GMT

Taggy Tagzilla

The first player of this game starts with the 6 weird things/habits about yourself. (Ichigo got me.) People who get tagged need to write a blog entry of their 6 weird habits/things, as well as stat...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 23:39:00 GMT

A Christmas Miracle! Survey for Kitties

A Survey for Pets!What type of pet are you?One that owns her petkeepers!What is your name?Missy MambozillaWhat other nicknames do you have?"Pendeja!", "Puta!", "Pushka!" "Missy", "Mishie", "Baby", "CA...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Sep 2005 22:44:00 GMT

Watch out World!

So I have been a very busy kitty lately. I've a new hobby because cockroaches bore me. Drumroll please! I am going to be a famous artist one day. I've been drawing a lot lately, mostly of myself an...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Aug 2005 20:46:00 GMT

Lately..

Lately, I've been tail-swooshingly busy preparing for massive take-over. The time is almost nigh. I have my armies at hand. I am their commander and I command complete control, cat-butt style! So, ...
Posted by on Fri, 20 May 2005 22:15:00 GMT

Down With Peppermint!

Grrr!!! This is my rant about all forms of peppermint and spearmint. You will only hear it once because I do not repeat myself. Peppermint and anything having to do with it should be and will be aboli...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Feb 2005 19:23:00 GMT

My Number One Birthday Present!

I want for my birthday: ..http://www.thatpetplace.com/images/p7679b.jpg" />
Posted by on Tue, 26 Oct 2004 22:57:00 GMT