♥CHLOE MONSTER♥

Once upon a time there was a princess...and her name was CHLOE...that's me...and CHLOE...me...was very sweet and lovable...well, when I want to be...and CHLOE...me...had two brothers...Mr. "Thinks He's All That" ... SLOANE (cuz he's "the favorite")...and Mr. "I'm So Pretty Look At Me"... FLETCHER ... Well, they think they are sooo great...I think they are annoying...They need to learn that I'M THE PRINCESS and they shoud treat me as such...I am waaay better than they are and they should just get over it!! Uhh!!!Ok, back to me...CHLOE the princess...me...loves to get her way and if she doesn't, YOU BETTER WATCH OUT!! For example... DON'T pick me up unless I want you too, I will hurt you... DON'T close the door...I hate that!!...If I want to come in or go out...I WILL find a way... DO NOT...I repeat...DO NOT try to move me when I am comfortable, cuz I'm not going to have it...I WILL jump back up 100 more times if necessary...just get over it, duh...Ok...and another thing that I just hate is when people say "Awww isn't she cute...she looks just like FLETCHER"...Oh paaaa-leeese...I am waaaay prettier than he is...and waaaay younger, I might add, hmmmfff...I'm also very petite...he's a big dumb lug...There are lots of those things that I don't like, but I'm getting bored, so I won't go about it...just don't piss me off...Ok?? That way I'll be happy and you won't find me pissing in the sink...What else can I tell you about me??...I love to lay nonchalountly on (or under) the bench by the door...and when someone opens it ...WHOOOSHHH...SEE YA!!!...It's not that I really like it outside that much...I always come back a few minutes later...I just think it's fun, cuz I'm not supposed to go outside...heehee...I like being naughty...Oh...but when I am outside...I LOVE...I can't stress enough...LOVE to chase butterflies!!!...and when I catch one, I have just died and gone to heaven!! Soooo much fun!!! I also chase lizards...but only the ones with the blue stripes...they're prettier...so far I haven't caught one of them yet...but just gimme time...Ya know what else is fun??...Rolling around in the only spot of dusty gravel on the property...Mommy HATES that, heehee... Speaking of MOMMY ...she just doesn't understand way I find her sooo annoying...HELLO, I'm young (probably considered a teen in human time)...so I don't listen to anything SHE says...I mean, why should I?? She won't let me paint my nails...she put those cat nail tips on me and got them in clear...hmmffff...I wanted pink!! She doesn't like it when I wear her clothes...well lay on them...and she likes that dog better than she likes me...As for that dog...MOLLY...that big doofus tries to chase me...whatever...my brothers might run, but not me...I'm not going to break a nail tearing through the house...unless I leave one in her face...but other than that, I guess Molly's not so bad...at least she alerts me when someone is about to open the door...heehee...Ok..bored now....