Vanna - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I can hear my mom's eyes open in the morning--seriously. She can't fool me with pretend sleep because I HEARD THEM OPEN!!!
I'm a snobby cat-bitch and I hate you, but I have looks so I get away with it.
I like to make stinky poos in my litterbox, inhale and eat and smoosh my face in piles of catnip, lay on books and papers people are trying to read, and eat. I've been known to fetch, carry my toys around, and chew up wires (but I haven't done this since I was little).
A Survey for Pets!
What type of pet are you? Balinese/Himalayan/Persian/Siamese cat--we're not sure which kind, but I am beautiful.
What is your name? Vanna, like Vanna White.
What other nicknames do you have? Furry Princess, Be-Be, Perty Baby, Snow Monkey, Pretty Baby Girl, V.
What is your favorite treat? Yogurt
What would your owner describe you as? Beautiful and manipulative and bratty and snobby.
What is the funniest thing you have done? Twice my mom has brought me to other people's houses (without litter or cat food) and then decided to spend the night. Well, come 4:00am or so, I need to go tinkle and eat, so when my Mamma didn't get up after I had kissed her face and asked her nicely (remember, she repeated this offense on two different occasions) I peed all over her face and the pillow! I can be a total bitch like that!
What is the bravest thing you have done? There used to be this beautiful man cat with extra toes that lived in an apartment near us. He would come around and hang out on my patio. One day, my mom opened the front door, and he was RIGHT OUT THERE. I took a deep breath, and darted OUT THE DOOR and after him. I chased him all the way to a tree, but then my mom caught me.
Yes or No
Are you neutered? No. I had an ovario-hysterectomy.
Are you a social animal? No.
Are you always doing something bad when nobody is looking? I like to do bad things when people are looking.
Are you friendly? NO.
Are you overweight? Yes, and I love it.
Do you like warm milk? Never tried it.
Do you eat cheese? No.
Do you eat bugs? Sometimes. It depends on my mood and how hard it was to catch.
Do you live with other animals? NO!
Do you like being in the house more than being outside? I'm an indoor girl.
Do you like to exercise? I like to play.
Do you like car rides? HELL NO!!!
Do you get into stuff? Of course.
Do you get along with your mommy or daddy? I LOVE my mommy. She's the greatest.
Do you like to swim? No.
Do you chase laser pen dots? YAWN.
And finally, Do you love your mommy or daddy? That's what I said. I LOVE MY MOMMY!
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My Interests

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I don't really want to meet anyone, but my mom lets people into our apartment anyway.

My Blog

Predicament

I've been having this sort of ongoing problem.I can't get into the garage.I dig and dig and dig into the door for extended periods of time several times a day, but I detect no progress.I want to be in...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Jan 2009 12:33:00 GMT

DisappointmenT

Change. My poor life is in constant flux. I did not sign up for this.Three weeks ago, while he was spending the day in the bathroom like he always did, Caboose bit into a hose that connects the toilet...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Jan 2009 12:04:00 GMT

Update

I know, I know. It's been a while. What can I do? My assistant is getting married, and a new puppy roommate has moved in. Update 1: I'm at Grandma's right now. Those people are going to Iowa/Nebraska ...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Nov 2008 15:54:00 GMT

Interview with Donut, Canine Chi-wa-wa

Donut Pooper Dan is a 5-year old Chi-wa-wa. She resides in Austin, Texas with her owners Rob and Betsy, as well as three siblings: Winston, Princess Vanna, and Caboose. Donut is proficient in relievin...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Nov 2008 14:17:00 GMT

Phew!

Last night, I was lounging on top of Mommy's dresser when I heard this terrible raucous out in the hall! Mommy had shut Winston into the linen closet! He was pawing desperately at the door. I almost k...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Oct 2008 05:22:00 GMT

ugh

Caboose ate a candle. That IDIOT!!
Posted by on Thu, 11 Sep 2008 15:28:00 GMT

Glamour

It's official. My mommy is now equally as glamouous as me. Granted, hers is an acquired glamour--something she has earned, something that has been bestowed upon her with the help of others. Hers ...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Aug 2008 09:44:00 GMT

Disgraced

Well, that woman took me to the veterinarian's office this weekend. I hate that place! So here's the scoop. My teeth are incredible and I'm very, very fluffy. No fleas and no lumps. May have a bit of ...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Jul 2008 06:50:00 GMT

Short Notes

1. Contratulations to Bently for finding a new forever home with Coco and Bailey! 2. Last night Caboose (the puppy who has been adopted into our family for forever more) was put to bed in the bathorro...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 07:47:00 GMT

Disturbance!

This morning, my mommy went outside very early, and then came back in with a teeny-weeny kitten! She found it in the rocky area of the backyard! It was there all by itself! This kitten was very afraid...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 08:20:00 GMT