Hank - ProfilesArchive

About Me

MY STORY
My name is Hank, and I'm a 19-pound Maine Coon. I used to live on the streets, but a nice man scooped me up and took me to live with a lady who was more than happy to give me a home.

I am a house cat. More specifically, I'm a bed cat. I have my own snuggly blanket at the foot of my mom's bed. And that's where I spend the majority of my time. But when I hear my mom's keys jangling at the front door, I pounce to my feet and hurry to meet her. (She loves that!) While she sorts the mail, I prance back and forth between her feet, purring and stretching until at last she reaches down to scratch behind my ears.
(I love that!)
MY PRO PLAN*
My cat food is like heaven in a jug! It's called PRO PLAN. Since I spend all of my time indoors, I get PRO PLAN INDOOR CARE SALMON & RICE FORMULA. There's something in it that helps reduce litter box odor. It also helps me maintain my ideal body weight. (Hey, I'm not fat. I'm fluffy!) Plus it helps control the formation of hairballs... which is important when you've got a shaggy do like mine! But my f-a-v-o-r-i-t-e thing about my cat food is that REAL SALMON IS THE #1 INGREDIENT!!!
*This is not an advertisement.
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My Interests

My interests include Cat naps, Cat nip and Cat food.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet other COOL CATS who have their own pages.

A Survey for Pets!
What type of pet are you? Maine Coon
What is your name? Hank
What kind of pet food do you eat? Pro Plan Indoor Salmon & Rice
What is your favorite treat? Pro Plan Tartar Control
How do you know your owner loves you? She feeds me Pro Plan... and lets me sleep at the foot of her bed.
What is the first ingredient in your cat food? REAL SALMON!!!
Are you neutered? Yes
Are you a social animal? I'm learning to be one
Are you a rescued pet? Yes, I was a stray.
Are you overweight? I'm not fat. I'm fluffy.
Do you like warm milk? Yes, but I'm lactose intolerant.
Do you like naps? Do you know any cats that don't?
Do you live with other animals? Sigh. Yes. A shar-pei rescue named Carly.

Do you like car rides? Yes, if we're going to the pet specialty store to buy Pro Plan!

Do you like to swim? Are you kidding me? I'm a cat. Water is evil.

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

Music:

I'm wild about Cat Power. Psapp. Oh, and anything by Hank Williams, Sr.

Movies:

"Cat on a Hot Tin Roof," of course. And this...

Television:

I absolutely adore cat food commercials.

Books:

I'm reading "Zen for Cats," by Henry Beard.

Heroes:

Hip-hip-hooray for pet rescuers everywhere!!!

My Blog

The Truth about the Pet Food Recall

Praise the Lord... my Purina Pro Plan is safe to eat!!!For those of you who don't know, my mom works at Purina. With all of the talk about pets being hurt by the toxic food produced by Menu Foods, I'...
Posted by Hank on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 08:23:00 PST

Are you a rescued cat?

As most of you know, I was once a stray in Nashville, Tennessee. I had to fend for myself, and I was so lonesome! Then a nice man scooped me up and took me to live with a nice lady... my mom. My lif...
Posted by Hank on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 05:49:00 PST

Calling all kittens!

Have you ever heard of DHA? It's a nutrient found in mother's milk, for brain and vision development. It's also found in Pro Plan Kitten Formula. DHA is one of the little things your feeder can do ...
Posted by Hank on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 11:42:00 PST

Cats are carnivores.

We cats may be a highly-evolved, domesticated species. But face it. We're animals. More specifically, we're carnivores. And our bodies work best with an optimal level of protein in our diets. What...
Posted by Hank on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 09:31:00 PST

Fat cats are not funny.

During my short time on myspace, I've noticed there are an alarming number of overweight cats out there! And I wonder... why do people think fat cats are funny? Just like humans, obese cats can be m...
Posted by Hank on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 12:14:00 PST

You can't teach an old dog new tricks.

I can't make this stuff up. I could. But I shan't.-HankThe Associated PressAug 28, 2006BEIJING - A woman in Hohhot, the capital of north China's Inner Mongolia region, crashed her car while giving he...
Posted by Hank on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 09:35:00 PST

Cats rule on myspace

Okay, so I'm new to myspace. My page went live late Tuesday afternoon, August 22. Tonight I already have more than 70 friends! My *mom* doesn't even have that many friends. The cats on myspace are ...
Posted by Hank on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 07:47:00 PST

Rally to Rescue

Rally to Rescue helps pet rescue organizations across the country give rescued pets the nutrition and care they need and the loving homes they deserve. Find out how you can help by visiting http://ra...
Posted by Hank on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 08:38:00 PST

Salmon. It's what's for dinner.

I'm a Pro Plan cat. And it shows in my bright eyes, healthy coat and boundless energy. My formula is Adult Indoor Care Salmon & Rice, with real salmon as the number 1 ingredient. Because cats are n...
Posted by Hank on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 08:21:00 PST