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Mr. Amstel Pants

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About Me


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My name is Amstel Pants, and I moved to Auburn as a kitten. I've been here seven years. I love chilling at my house; watching lots of television; snacking and causing trouble with my little brother, Boston; and chasing my little sisters, Ellie and Zoe. My sister, Ellie, and me

My Interests

doing absolutely nothing, chasing Ellie, terrorizing Zoe, stealing food, watching T.V., rolling around on the floor, knocking things on to the floor so the dog will chew it up and get in trouble, learning how to open things, hair-love, and rubbing my face-juice on stuff. My drug of choice is adhesive. I like a wide variety, but my favorite comes from lint rollers.I also LOVE baby powder!!! I love to roll around in it. It feels ohhhhh soooo good :)

Television:

sports and Adult Swim

Heroes:


A Survey for Pets!
What type of pet are you? cat
What is your name? Amstel Pants
What other nicknames do you have? Amst, Mr. Pants
What is your favorite treat? turkey
What would your owner describe you as? naughty
What is the funniest thing you have done? fallen off the enterainment center and couch while napping... always funny to everyone but me
What is the bravest thing you have done? attacked guys my mom brings around who I don't feel are "good"
Yes or No
Are you neutered? yes
Are you a social animal? with people
Are you always doing something bad when nobody is looking? oh yeah... always
Are you friendly? depends
Are you overweight? yes
Do you like warm milk? no
Do you eat cheese? yep
Do you eat bugs? sometimes
Do you live with other animals? a cat and dog
Do you like being in the house more than being outside? my owner rarely lets me out of the house... if she does, it's 10 minutes MAX in the back yard
Do you like to exercise? nah
Do you like car rides? NO!
Do you get into stuff? whenever possible
Do you get along with your mommy or daddy? yes
Do you like to swim? no
Do you chase laser pen dots? yes... they thrive me insane!!!
And finally, Do you love your mommy or daddy? yes
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS! That's one fat cat!

My Blog

jib jab it up!

JIB JAB FUN! Ellie and me Zoe Mom and Dad (Christy and Morgan) Dad and Stevie ...
Posted by Mr. Amstel Pants on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 09:25:00 PST

fat cat

  Big Nightmare -- classic! Picnic Panic The Garfield Opera Snitching Scale  ...
Posted by Mr. Amstel Pants on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 10:50:00 PST

AQUA TEEN

AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE Hand Banana Clips   From the Aqua Teen Hunger Force Movie -- Master Shake and Nashville Pussy performing "Face Omelette"   "DAMN!&...
Posted by Mr. Amstel Pants on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 12:26:00 PST

silly kitties

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Posted by Mr. Amstel Pants on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 05:58:00 PST

S x 3

"SMACK MY BITCH UP" == Prodigy "SHUT ME UP" == Mindless Self Indulgence "STRAIGHT TO VIDEO" == Mindless Self Indulgence ...
Posted by Mr. Amstel Pants on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 05:39:00 PST

"How The Grinch Stole Christmas"

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Posted by Mr. Amstel Pants on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 06:30:00 PST