Im a professional thief and part time face of Mc donalds....
Born and raised in a Prison as a youth i broke out at 15 to steal various food items started with pizza but general Mc Donalds food particularly the Hamburger, Wide spread acclaim came through apperances on happy meal boxes...
Now minted and living in a sizable mansion with a room dedicated to my "swag" of beefy treats..
Still want to get even with that Prick Ronald McDonald... Pervy old bastard...
