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Rhymenocerous

Facing Shit Shit Facedâ„¢ AKA Cuntasaurus Rex

About Me

MyGen Profile Generator They call me the rhymenocerous
not because i'm fat not cuz i got birds on my back
but because i'm horny, i'm HORNY!
My rhymes are so potent that when i end this whole segment
i'll have made all of the ladies in the first two rows pregnant

i worked for animation collective as a character designer and an animator and i still go to school at School of Visual Arts here in NYC. Watch my show Kappa Mikey on Nicktoons and on Nickelodeon.

**** SEASON 2 of KAPPA MIKEY STARTED SATURDAY, JUNE 9TH @ 8:30 PM ON NICKTOONS NETWORK ****

you can catch reruns pretty much all the time.Now I'm working for Augenblick Studios on SUPERJAIL for Adult Swim! Flippin sweet.whatever. i like art. and art stuff. and farts.

time for some shameless self-promotion.

My comic effort with Justin Fuhrer

My Blogitorial efforts

Watch my cartoon below... it's sick shit. I'm cleaning it up.

My Interests

anything artsy since i am way too fucking cool for anything else, cartoons, doodling, flash, my kitty, and things of this nature.

I'd like to meet:

Arnold Swarchenegger. (I had no idea that was how you spell his name but apparently that is how it is spelled.)

Music:

my musical tastes are far too numerous and eclectic for me to list. Plus I am tired of bands that say they sound like the bands i like sending me messages and friend requests all the time.

Movies:


You lookin' at my eye????

Shpadoinkle!

Television:

south park, jerry springer, ren and stimpy, rocko's modern life, fosters home for imaginary friends, venture brothers, aqua teen hunger force, family guy, Sealab 2021, Beavis and Butthead, and other various awesome cartoons

Books:

i like art books. This is what i've actually read recently --Winkie by Clifford Chase, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time by Mark Haddon, Haunted, Invisible Monsters, Lullabye, and Rant by Chuck Palahniuk, and Grab On to Me Tightly as if I Know the Way by Bryan Charles.

My Blog

Judge Judy made me do it

I'm bored. and occasionally someone reads this with interest so i figured to pass some of the time on this, a rainy, crappy, muggy friday afternoon that i'd write. consider it a letter to you. but ...
Posted by Rhymenocerous on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 02:08:00 PST

updated on bunz

its looking like he has cancer.vet did some blood work and i'm supposed to get a call from my mom this afternoon about his status.  but its not looking good.  he only weighs 13 1/2 lbs when ...
Posted by Rhymenocerous on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 08:18:00 PST

bunz aka poopybutt

my kitty is really sick.he has a bacterial infection and is unaided in his fight against it due to a small liver.  he won't eat, he won't drink.  My mom has to force-feed him baby food with ...
Posted by Rhymenocerous on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 07:17:00 PST

Fighting Time

i'm taking a break from this file as it is driving me mad.  I'm taking it home to work on it on my cintiq.  that will give me a good excuse to sit in front of my spiffy monitor for several h...
Posted by Rhymenocerous on Mon, 21 May 2007 03:04:00 PST

Narcolepsy

well it looks like my tenure here at AC is not over after all.I've been extended until mid-July as an animator.  Hooray!  Now I'll have two things to put on my resume before i get out of sch...
Posted by Rhymenocerous on Fri, 11 May 2007 08:47:00 PST

Ever feel like someone pile-drived you into a concrete floor

Today's one of those days when I finally hit the floor after stumbling for awhile.I didn't get the job.  There's nothing I can do about it.  It's incredibly unsettling.  I guess most of...
Posted by Rhymenocerous on Fri, 04 May 2007 09:06:00 PST

These days it's hard to tell whats right from wrong and wrong from right

Finally!  things with school are all straightened out.  I only hope that nothing else will fall apart like, say, my advisor neglecting to tell me that i need an extra 20 credits to graduate,...
Posted by Rhymenocerous on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 08:33:00 PST

just when i thought it was over

today has gotten off to a very lame start.immediately this morning i couldn't tear myself away from bed.  it was hard to get up.  and my hair looks like shit.  whatever about that, thou...
Posted by Rhymenocerous on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 09:35:00 PST

so everything went fine

...with my classes, anyway.  registration didn't take long and i was only shunned away from one of my summer classes.  which, whatever... it just sucks becuase it could have been three days ...
Posted by Rhymenocerous on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 08:26:00 PST

cross your fingers, kids

I go in to the registrar first thing tomorrow morning to do my class registration.I've picked a few extra classes in case the ones i'm signing up for are already full, which has a 90% chance of happen...
Posted by Rhymenocerous on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 07:40:00 PST