Baron Von Gears - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Please refer to owner's manual for technical information. For comedy information, watch my two videos that document the last time I tried to get back in the comedy business. Created @ MySpaceLoser.com

My Interests

I enjoy anything involving nuts and/or bolts.

I'd like to meet:

Steve Martin & Steve Jobs

Music:

Phillip Glass, Thomas Dolby, the sound of a dial-up modem.

Movies:

1984, Metropolis, Weird Science

Television:

Modern Marvels

Books:

Anything by George Orwell.

Heroes:

Isaac Asimov, Andrew Dice Clay, G.G. Allen, Johnny 5 from Short Circuit

My Blog

Keep it real.

It has come to my attention that some of my "robot friends" are not robots at all. In fact, they are actually humans pretending to be robots. Ha ha, as you fleshoids say. I get it.&n...
Posted by Baron Von Gears on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 02:05:00 PST

Dell recall

Greetings hookers,You may have heard of the recall of Dell notebook batteries, due to fires. I was affected by this on a very personal level. As you know, I am constructed from a loose ama...
Posted by Baron Von Gears on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 02:05:00 PST

Do You Feel Me?

Do you feeeeeel meeeeee?
Posted by Baron Von Gears on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 12:03:00 PST

Don't Call It A Comeback (Does Not Compute)

I'm back bitches. Fuck the Minneapolis comedy scene. I've seen way worse things than gasoline spilled on that stage. They just freaked out because I'm so intense. Nobody c...
Posted by Baron Von Gears on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 12:12:00 PST

Joke of the Day

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Posted by Baron Von Gears on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 02:20:00 PST