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Bender

Bite My Shiny Metal Ass

About Me

I enjoy killing all humans. I'm a fictional cartoon robot from a thousand years in the future. I gained awareness at Mom's Robot Factory in beautiful Tiajuana Mexico. Designed to bend girders, I grew despondant when I learned what the girders I was bending were being used for - suicide booths. As chance would have it, I was standing in line to use one of the suicide booths when I met Fry, the human I would take home as a pet.

These videos are pretty short lived. They are deleted at the source regularly.

This is Mrs Bender.
Here is what happened when I entered Zoidberg in a dog show.
Right now I am MySpace projecting back in time 1000 years. Once, however, my age ran backwards and it was something like this...
Then there was the time I went to hell.
If I had a hammer. Er, I mean a spatula."
How can I be so loveable and still get no respect?
Stay away from this guy.

My Interests

Killing all humans.
Fine cigars
Booze
Pleasurebots
and I love his little guy.
And I love electricity. ..

I'd like to meet:



...yearning for a simplier life.

Music:

Ironman

Folk songs

I liked Mister Roboto but they took it off MySpace.

Everybody do "The Bender".

The Beastie Boys did a song about me.And Jack Black did one about my favorite human. The rest of you humans can bite my shiney metal ass.

Movies:

Terminator

Television:

Appliance Hour on QVC
All My Circuits
I was a regular on "All My Circuits... until this scene. .. And we were gods among men.

Books:

I've got better things to do in the year 3000 than read books - but I do know what I like.

Heroes:

Me