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Hi I'm Ellen. I've heard I'm alright to be around. I care a lot about my friends and family. I love to laugh and I have a sick/weird sense of humor. I really like poop jokes best of all. I go to L.F.C.C. and study writing.Things I like: nice days, giant sun glasses, juxtapoz, Chinese food, Asian culture, 1950's pin ups, push up pops, natural cheetos, belching, being around good people, getting drunk, people dressed in animal costumes that hand out free things, the beach, margaritas, cook outs, drawing, singing about stupid things and rhyming everything together, talking in silly accents, grunge music, Shorty, Lulu, kitty cat paw prints on my car, new clothes, classic rock, making people laugh really hard, dressing uniquely, bonfires, big parties, the SNES, all Mario Karts, writing, getting complements, new hair cuts, the smell of books, the sound that lenolium makes when you step on it.Things I don't like: cleaning, loud children, racism, anything Tim and Eric do, waking up early, being out of town too long, working hard for low pay, the smell of mouse shit, know it alls, radio banter, tribute bands, people who call a lot with nothing to say, being alone, Bret Michals, public bathrooms, people who can never say anything nice about anyone, creepy men, lying, liers, being compared to others, scare tactic in the news, people who constantly take pictures of themselves. I edited my profile at Quacked.com , check out these Myspace Layouts!
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What Nostalgic Super Nintendo Game are you?
Street Fighter 2 you are Street Fighter! the street fighter to end all street fights, you have a classic array of characters that make you unforgettable. Just take your mind of combat for awhile to heal your blistered thumbs and you'll be okay. HADOUKEN!!
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet new people. Shirley Manson, Courntey Love, Niagara (artist), Rosie O'Donald so I could punch her, I'd go out to lunch with Sacha Baron Cohen, the creators of the Venture Brothers, the guy who invented Nintendo, and Matt Groening. I'd give a high five to Mike Judge for bein the shit. And not just the shit, but teh shit. IF I met Larry the Cable Guy I'd karate chop him back to hell where he came from. I'd like to meet Micheal Jordan so he can help me get things off of the top shelf at the grocery store.

My Blog

Twitter is here by banned!

Have you heard of twitter.com? If you know what it's about, you probably want to kill humanity like I do or you're like "wow this is great because I suck hard enough to where I can see how this is use...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Mar 2009 03:55:00 GMT

People in glass houses shouldn’t throw glass houses

I wrote a poem. Here it is:MeritBeing as I amI may not be able to rescue you.We ask not muchWith out tiny heartsBut to be loved,Adored,And honoredIn some way.Some of us shineOthers fade.The fates will...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Oct 2008 20:54:00 GMT

Body By Jake

Busy, Busy, Busy. Loads of stuff going on. I left off by telling about my drinking problem. No more on school nights- done. Just on the weekend. Like this one. Thursday (The start of my weekends) was ...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Sep 2008 23:28:00 GMT

Themes in which we’re accustom to

New beginnings are the corner stone to a richer life. Atleast that's what I believe. What is a life with no change? A hopeless existence. Most people I know, including myself, are ready to change thei...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Aug 2008 15:25:00 GMT

Let’s tear down those walls!

There are so many age old problems that infect our society today. One of which is racism. I love a good ethnic joke, but at the end of the day it's just that- a joke. It's no ideal misconstrued into f...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Jul 2008 13:57:00 GMT

Shocking Discovery About BENDER!

Shocking, No?
Posted by on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 13:38:00 GMT

The Girls

The GirlsWe’ll both tell each otherThat the other looks pretty.But deep down we knowIt’s a lie.We secretly hate each other.And look when backs are turnedWith a grimacing glare.We are selfi...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 15:38:00 GMT

Spread It Like Butter

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Posted by on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 10:56:00 GMT

Uh Oh! Polio!

Hey whats up? Well as you all know, yesterday was Valentine's day. Usually it's nothing to me, but I got treated like a princess yesterday. Awesomeness at it's finest. We had a five course meal and I ...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 07:07:00 GMT