ACG vanishes |
The ACG's myspace page has mysteriously vanished. Did the casseroles go underground? Did they have a TOS violation? We are unable to determine the exact cause of the missing page but...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Jan 2009 02:59:00 GMT |
What are you putting your trash in? |
EEO outpost Carrollton was surprised to find their garbage can missing today when they went to take it back in this afternoon Agent Shake said in a statement to the ETA. The square green trash r...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Sep 2008 02:20:00 GMT |
For the ETA files |
The following is an incident report filed with the ETA on 08/12/08.Incident:Bob Bobber arrived on base to check on the reconstruction of the EEO HQ on behalf of the Operator. The following is a trans...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Aug 2008 18:32:00 GMT |
HHA move operations to Asia |
Taking the edge off in Vietnam with dead people you guys.
Posted by on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 21:16:00 GMT |
EEO Season 1 |
The Spoony Bard is pleased to announce some exciting new things for the EEO. First off, all of the previous stories are hopefully entering the re-vision phase which should be quite a task. Hopefully...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 11:14:00 GMT |
Hedgehog used as weapon of assault! |
Hedgehog used as an assault weaponWe can’t make this stuff up folks!!!
Posted by on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 13:03:00 GMT |
ACG Truce |
In a historic bid for peace, the EEO and ACG have put their differences aside and decided to merge. The new organization will now be known as the Elephant Casserole Gang or ECG. Agent Zer0 will be st...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 07:32:00 GMT |
Telecom companies sued for spying |
In the news: VERIZON, Sprint, AT&T and other telecommunications companies have had more than 40 lawsuits filed against them. The telecom companies in question have allegedly assisted the government w...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 15:03:00 GMT |
Tora Tora Tora! |
The EEO successfully carried out Operation: Frog Gigging. Our objective, capture Agent Frog aka April at her performance at Opening Bell Coffee House with the band Rocket Girl.Everything went like cl...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 23:21:00 GMT |
ACG out in force |
The ACG was out in force yesterday sending Bagmen into neighborhoods in Carrollton to try to get people to switch their cable, TV and phone to Verizon. Their agents even had their little jumpsuits on ...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 14:09:00 GMT |
