Michael Jon Meyers the Baufield

About Me

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My Interests

hugs not drugs. cat darts.

I'd like to meet:

atomic dowgz

Movies:

Ted Koppel's Rutabaga Express, Lucky Number Slevin, Outside Providence, Captain Ron, Milo and Otis and Paris, Texas

Television:

Arrested Development, The Soup, Southpark, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Scrubs, Lost (as long as they dont fart around) and most sports (i.e. women's beach volleyball)

Books:

Principia Discordia (found here: http://www.principiadiscordia.com) Ecotopia, The Rum Diary, Life of Pi, In the Absence of the Sacred, LOTR Uno dos y tres, Call of the Wild, Beyond Good and Evil, The Robert the Bruce Trilogy, Che, Timeline, Jennifer Government, The Illuminatus! Trilogies, and Caged Wisdom

Heroes:

Robert Anton Wilson, Bill Hicks, T (tobias), His Imperial Majesty Emperor Norton I and Randy Marsh.

My Blog

If Ya Got A Second For Some Cool Words - Drink it in

Excerpts from``Never Whistle While You're Pissing''by Hagbard CelineFrom the Illuminatus! TrilogySeventh Trip, or Netzach (the SNAFU Principle)"The most thoroughly and relentlessly Damned, banned, exc...
Posted by Michael Jon Meyers the Baufield on Fri, 11 May 2007 02:45:00 PST

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"According to its proponents, Dada was not art it was "anti-art". Dada sought to fight art with art. For everything that art stood for, Dada was to represent the opposite. Where art was concerned wi...
Posted by Michael Jon Meyers the Baufield on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 02:36:00 PST

Food of the Gods

"Shamanism is not a religion, it's a set of techniques, and the principal technique is the use of psychedelic plants. What psychedelics do is they dissolve boundaries, and in the presence of dissolved...
Posted by Michael Jon Meyers the Baufield on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 01:08:00 PST

The Rider

Not my words at all (Henry Wadsworth Longfellow), just liked em. Only place where I could put em on here without scramblin it all up. The Rider'When?' said the moon to the stars in the sky'Soon' said...
Posted by Michael Jon Meyers the Baufield on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 01:07:00 PST

Desovereignization

Never before in all history have the inequities and the momentums of unthinking money-power been more glaringly evident to so vastly large a number of now literate, competent, and constructively think...
Posted by Michael Jon Meyers the Baufield on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 01:36:00 PST

Derrrrrrr

"Michael Jon Meyers Baufield" Is "Michael Jon Meyers Baufield" Becomes "Michael Jon Meyers Baufield" Is Not Nothing Is. Nothing Becomes. Nothing Is Not. Thus: Nothing is Everything Therefore: Everythi...
Posted by Michael Jon Meyers the Baufield on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 11:50:00 PST

David Icke: Part Deux

Part 2 planet free, they are of a level of vibrational reasonance, as a result of that state of being, in which they cannot connect with consciousness that is in a state of fear. It simply canno...
Posted by Michael Jon Meyers the Baufield on Fri, 19 May 2006 06:41:00 PST

David Icke Is My Hero

I always thought I knew...now I know! Seriously though - how great is this world to have David Icke? Seriously. Read this and see for yourself... David Icke has become&...
Posted by Michael Jon Meyers the Baufield on Fri, 19 May 2006 06:34:00 PST

Kirby

Text of Kirby Puckett's Hall of Fame induction speech, Aug. 5, 2001: "Before I get to a few words I have prepared, I would like to thank Commissioner Selig, the organizers here at the Hall of Fame, a...
Posted by Michael Jon Meyers the Baufield on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 09:50:00 PST

This is like 9/11 times 1000

OK so i ran into this article after being inspired by an Anton Newcombe bulletin. Thought maybe some might find it as interesting as I did. If not boo hoo. I am pretty slow at comprehending this type ...
Posted by Michael Jon Meyers the Baufield on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 09:38:00 PST