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David Fucking Mihm

We are finding more and more unbelieveable shit at the bottom of this lake.

About Me

Though renowned as the most eminent organist and harpsichordist of my day, as well as a master of the fugue, I was by no means considered the greatest composer of my time. I spent the majority of my music career as director of church music for the Lutheran church in Leipzig. I was known little outside of Germany and many of my works were lost after my death.

My Interests

A stimulated appetite, mild feelings of euphoria and well being, increased appreciation for music, humor, and other forms of art, increasingly vivid perception of color and sound, heightened sensuality and spiritualism, mild feelings of paranoia.
AIM Screen Name DavidVsTheRobot

Music:

American Football, A Perfect Circle, As The Sun Sets, At The Drive-In, Battles, Behold...The Arctopus, Between The Buried And Me, Bjork, The Blood Brothers, Botch, Bodies In The Gears Of The Apparatus, Bravo Fucking Bravo, Bright Eyes, The Casket Lottery, Cephalic Carnage, Circle Takes The Square, Coalesce, Converge, The Cure, Daughters, The Decemberists, Depeche Mode, Don Caballero, Dragonforce, Dysrhythmia, Folly, From A Second Story Window, Genghis Tron, Hella, The Hope Conspiracy, Horse The Band, Into The Moat,Isis, Kaki King, Kayo Dot, The Locust, The Mars Volta, Mastodon, Maudlin of the Well, Meshuggah, Minor Threat, The Mountain Goats, Municipal Waste, Necrophagist, Nights Like These, The Number Twelve Looks Like You, NWA, Of Montreal, Pedro The Lion, Pelican, The Postal Service, Primus, The Red Chord, Refused, Rhapsody, Slayer, Sunny Day Real Estate, The Sword, Today Is The Day, Tool, Unsane, xbxrx, Yip-Yip

Movies:

World's Nastiest Gangbangs Vol.1, World's Nastiest Gangbangs Vol.2, World's Nastiest Gangbangs Vol.3, World's Nastiest Gangbangs Vol. 4, World's Nastiest Gangbangs Goes South of The Border, Rectal Ravaging 8: Attack of the Dwarves, Cum Guzzling Grannies Volumes 4-17, The Secret Lives of Firemen Revealed, Anal Assault 6: Return of the Sodomizor, Into The Dungeon 3: Kinky and Stinky

Television:

When Animals Attack, When Animals Attack II, When Animals Attack III, When Animals Attack IV, When Animals Attack V, When Animals Attack VI, When Animals Attack VII, When Animals Attack VIII, When Animals Attack IX, When Animals Attack X, When Animals Attack XI, When Animals Attack XII, When Animals Attack XIII, When Animals Attack XIV, When Animals Attack XV,

Books:

Alot

Heroes:

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My Blog

The Glue Factory

From the racetrack to the glue factory by David Mihm "Uncle David, what happens when you die?"My nephew becomes an alarm clockAs I'm ripped from Carmen Elektra's bedroomAnd thrown back onto my living ...
Posted by David Fucking Mihm on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 08:50:00 PST

Skittle poem

I'm pretty sure this is how I got food poisoning (and no, I don't eat skittles off of the floor) by David MihmAnd from beneath the leather couchWhich was speckled with hot pink nail polishRolled a sol...
Posted by David Fucking Mihm on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 08:19:00 PST

Cancer poem

It would totally suck if I got cancer by David Mihm Actually, upon second thought With a declining life expectancy Arrives the freedom To engage in all those activities Which I have always wanted to ...
Posted by David Fucking Mihm on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 08:15:00 PST

Taco Bell poem

If God didn't want me to write so much about Taco Bell, he wouldn't have made Taco Bell so delicious. by David Mihm The Fred Durst wannabe In the Escalade in front of me Surely is rambling off an exc...
Posted by David Fucking Mihm on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 08:12:00 PST

MySpace poem

lYk OMGz t0m iZ SO0o0o0 sEXi by David Mihm Every single day I rush to the archaic Dell Desktop computer on the ancient particle-board desk I frantically open programs and type in my super-secret pas...
Posted by David Fucking Mihm on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 01:31:00 PST