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About Me

It's morning. Birds are chirping. A man wakes up in his bed â€¦ and discovers he's not alone! Next to him on the mattress there is some sort of royal personage: a king, clad in burgundy robes and a crown. But the king's head appears to be made of plastic and is perhaps three times too large for his body. He hands the stunned man a breakfast sandwich. They laugh together. Myspace Layouts and SO much more from WhateverLife.com! ♥
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My Interests

Waking up with the King!!!

I'd like to meet:

Any unsuspecting fool ready to jump start their morning the right way!!!

Music:

I have plastic ears with out a Helix, Lobule, tympanic membrane, hammer, anvil and stirrup. Its just a wad of plastic. So no, I am not in to music. But I can walk, can't turn my head. I am, like a child with spinal biffida, you want to feel sorry for them, yet they look so ridiculous that you actually end up lobbing an overcooked steak at their head and laughing as they crash to the hard floor.....

Movies:

no eyes....

Television:

JOY OF PAINTING WITH BOB ROSS, ANTIQUES ROAD SHOW, FIDDLIN BILL, TWO GUYS A GIRL AND A PIZZA PLACE

Books:

BIBLE, WHERE TO PUT A SPORK, YOU SAY KNIFE I SAY REVOLUTION, ANATOMY AND YOU, KILL HER, YES YOU ARE RIGHT MY HANDS DO SMELL LIKE BLEACH

Heroes:

EARL FLYNN, WILLIAM ZABKA, WASHINGTON CARVER, MOTHER THERESA, PAULA MY TAXADERMIST

My Blog

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Posted by THE BURGER KING on Thu, 29 Dec 2005 05:20:00 PST