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Aubrie

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I once met Punky Brewster at a mall. She gave me a strawberry granola bar...

My Interests

Stand up comedy, music, playing bass, smokeing ciggs, drinking cheep beer, shows, dive bars, art, painting, british tv shows, making out like the plane is going down, laughing, record shopping, book stores, going out more then I should, staying up later than I should, days off, wheat pennies, argyle socks, cuddling, puddle hopping, snowball fights, mis-spelling everything, chucks, jeans, black v-neck sweaters, and being the only person on earth who's never seen The Matrix, and the only girl on earth who's never seen Grease.

I'd like to meet:

People with impressive record and cd collections.

Music:

The Cloud Room, The Cold War Kids, Darkest Hour, Ride, My Bloody Valentine, New Order, Joy Division, The Smiths, The Stone Roses, The Charlitans UK, Jesus and Mary Chain, Pulp, Morrissey, Air, The Coral, The Walkmen, The French Kicks, Sigur Ros, Mogwai, The Postal Service, Belle and Sebastion, Madness, Talking Heads, Blur, Radiohead, The Cure, Depeche Mode, David Bowie, Interpol, Shiner, The Life and Times, The Rapture, Le Savy Fav, The Faint, Franz Ferdinan, ...And You Will Know Us By The Trail of Dead, Modest Mouse, Lucero, Wilco, Uncle Tueplo, Decibully, Blackpool Lights, Elvis Costello, Ted Leo, Chizle, Far, Onelinedrawing, Imbrocco, Superchunk, Nada Surf, Jeff Buckley, Journey, Love Me Destroyer, The Darkness, Motorhead, Planes Mistaken for Stars, Quicksand, Jawbreaker, The Seymores, Jets to brazil, Cursive, Jimmy Eat World, Party of Helicopters, Pavement, The Thumbs, The Fifth Utility, Ash, Slackjaw, Crushstory, The Pixies, Mineral, Texas is the Reason, Archers of Loaf, Crooked Fingers, Cave In, Hot IQ's, Skiploader, Mock Orange, The Townies, Zoinks, The Weakerthans, Limbeck, Fugazi, Weston, M83, Death Cab For Cutie, Faithless, The Dears, Embrace, British Sea Power, Cut Copy, Rufus Wainwright, Blondie, The Album Leaf, Long-View, Drag the River, The Shins, Antartica, Truck Stop Love, Faithless, Air, The Arcade Fire, TV on the Radio, Calexico, The Ramones, Slowdive, and a cubic assload of others

Movies:

Let's Go To Prision, 24 hr Party People, Royal Tenenbaulms, Twin Falls Idaho, Velvet Goldmine, Roman Holiday, City of Lost Children, Breakfast at Tiffany's, The Life Aquatic, Anchorman, Wet Hot American Summer, Rushmore, Lost in Translation, Eternal Sunshine, Garden State, etc... I'm really not a movie person, but I've actualy watched most of these all the way through.

Television:

Look Around You - Ghosts


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Look Around You - Ghosts a comedy

the short list, mst3k, the simpsons, the office (I like the british one better), ab fab, mr. bean, black adder, family guy, the young ones, Futurama, kids in the hall, bottom, strangers with candy, little brittin, legue of gentlemen, look around you, red dwarf, documentaries of almost any kind, and almost anything on pbs. And I'm the only girl in the world who doesn't like the golden girls.

Books:

Franz Kafka, Ben Elton, Jack Kerouac, William S. Burroughs, Lawerence Ferlinghetti, Henery Miller, Somerset Maughm, Herman Hesse, F. Scott Fitzgerald, JD Salinger, books about ghosts and hauntings and alternative history and bio's. Especialy about Tesla and Kerouac.

Heroes:

People who wear leotards, Mitch Hedberg, Otis Lee Crenshaw, and Peter Hook.

My Blog

Starting Sketchy Comedy Troupe, Its Very Sketchy

So you think your funny. Get all the laughs at the company picnic? Are you the funniest guy .. Block D? Contact Sean and Aubrie for the best/worst/sketchiest week of your life. We are recrui...
Posted by Aubrie on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 01:35:00 PST

Luck of the Chi-rish

Awh, my favorite time of year again, the time of year when you Must go out on a bender, or your ansesters will be ashamed of you. Yes, I, like many other people, am Irish. (Did you know that there are...
Posted by Aubrie on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 02:55:00 PST

Today is 3-11.

Today is 3-11, and I was never a big fan. They were just the 90’s answer to UB40: white boy funk/reggae. Except UB40 was good. My parents took me to see UB40 and The Smithereens When I was a kid...
Posted by Aubrie on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 12:26:00 PST

I may be a looser in America, but I’m cool in Spain!

I saw a program last night about hipsters who live in Spain. That even the coolest DJ's, the hottest chicks, and the most popular band members all live with their parents well into their 30's. Everybo...
Posted by Aubrie on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 08:47:00 PST

Stupid.

I pay dues every month to a neighborhood recreation center. I go almost every day and walk on the tread mill for an hour. On the way home from the rec center, I stop by the grochery store, and circle ...
Posted by Aubrie on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 08:05:00 PST

Roughly Used, Gently Stained Futon Mattress For Sale

Roughtly Used, Gently Stained Futon Mattress Title pretty much says it all. Roughly used, gently stained. I used to paint alot sitting on my bed, and the paint brush water spilled more then once, mak...
Posted by Aubrie on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 04:05:00 PST

The twitching horney nausous gambler.

So, I twitch my legs alot... it's normal to me, it doesn't bother me. But someone suggested that I may have the most dreaded of all diseases... Restless Leg Syndrome. Now, I know what your thinking......
Posted by Aubrie on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 05:52:00 PST

The cutest thing I ever saw (it’s not funny, just cute)

I have a bunny, his name is feguison, he lives on the kitchen counter... Tonight, my bro and his chick came over, and we were hanging out playing a board game, and Ferg got excited... so we let him ru...
Posted by Aubrie on Tue, 25 Dec 2007 01:24:00 PST

Forigen Muppets taking away American Muppet jobs.

I couldn't sleep in the other morning,so i decided to catch up on some Reading Rainbow or Dragon Tales on PBS... so I turned on the TV and saw some muppets singing and dancing.Awh,Sesame Street! I tho...
Posted by Aubrie on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 08:25:00 PST

Superbowl Shuffle / World Series Prance?

So, if the Chicago Bears were able to record The Superbowl Shuffle, don't you think the Rockies should have the opertunity to release their own album and song? I've written a few lines for such a song...
Posted by Aubrie on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 10:30:00 PST